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Old 22-07-2004, 01:28 PM   #1
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Caption competition

I know it's not "Politically correct", but I thought it might be fun to see who can come up with a caption for this photograph.

Stolen from a US of A forum!
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Old 22-07-2004, 01:56 PM   #2
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Conversation on Jet Ski between two fat oul tarts.

Mr Davis:... Go that way Dougal!

Mr Forsyth:... No-No we wanna go thata way Tony!

Mr Davis:... The Doughnuts are definitely that way you dumb ass copper!

(this is of course a private joke between me, fatboy Davis, and "the filth" AKA Dougal Forsyth)
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Old 22-07-2004, 01:58 PM   #3
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Old 22-07-2004, 02:06 PM   #4
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From the husbands

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Old 22-07-2004, 03:38 PM   #5
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'kin Hell! Now I feel much better about my "ample" proportions at least.....

first time I ever felt sorry for a Jet Ski too.......

How about?

" Three seater, my ass!"
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Old 23-07-2004, 01:29 AM   #6
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Looks like Ted the Drunk Woman killer Rape enabler Worthless Marxist Kennedy…Cannot see the Brand but Teddy’s weapon of choice is an Oldsmobile.

Caption should read; Danger Alcohol Bladder Keep away from open flame.
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Old 23-07-2004, 08:53 AM   #7
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Hi Steve, welcome to Boatmad.com

Please feel free to post some stuff about your cats, and history in racing, especially in the middle east.

For those who don't know, Steve Koss is the designer/builder of the Cheetah catamarans from the US (and the middle east)
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Old 23-07-2004, 09:01 AM   #8
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did you bring the rufees

And Garfie said if i brough my sister we could have a threesum
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That would be the equivelent of a fivesum!
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Old 23-07-2004, 09:27 AM   #10
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Not many people know this

There was asong by a couple of big Mama's called the 'Weather Girls. It's Raining Men' . before they wuz called the 'Weather Girls' they wuz called 'Two Tons Of Fun'
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Old 23-07-2004, 09:56 AM   #11
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Hey Rosalie,

Checkout those studs over there, quick pass me the lip gloss i think one of thems giving me the eye!!!
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Just feel sorry for hte bloke that has to wake up next to that in the morning, especially if his paper bag fell off

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Pity we don't have there e mail addresses, would love to send them this link

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Quote:
Originally posted by Matt
I'll have a 2 X Large big mac meals, 20 chicken nuggets and 4 doughnuts to go.
Huh, lightweights! that should read:

I'll have a 2 X Large big mac meals, 20 chicken nuggets and 4 doughnuts to go.

And I'll have the same with a triple thick shake.

My kind of women, slap em on the arse and ride the wave!!!!!

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My kind of women, slap em on the arse and ride the wave!!!!!

MMmnnn! Do you find yourself attracted to Fiona?
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Dont worry Mister,

Ill help you find your girlfriend.

So lets see if ive got this straight, she went off with her friend on a Red Jetski right?
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Old 23-07-2004, 05:35 PM   #17
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Ere, Lorna don't look too bad in a bikini, does she Tone!
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