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22-07-2004, 02:28 PM
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Registered User
Country: Job Centre
Location: In a box
Occupation: Chaos's gofer
Interests: Skiving
Boat make: Spectre 30
Engines: 2 x Promax 225
Cruising area: In the bath
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: In a box
Posts: 5,201
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Caption competition
I know it's not "Politically correct", but I thought it might be fun to see who can come up with a caption for this photograph.
Stolen from a US of A forum!
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22-07-2004, 02:56 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
Occupation: none
Interests: none
Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South
Posts: 15,959
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Conversation on Jet Ski between two fat oul tarts.
Mr Davis:... Go that way Dougal!
Mr Forsyth:... No-No we wanna go thata way Tony!
Mr Davis:... The Doughnuts are definitely that way you dumb ass copper!
(this is of course a private joke between me, fatboy Davis, and "the filth" AKA Dougal Forsyth)
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"I Agree with everything you say really!" - John Cooke to Jon Fuller - 26-01-2013
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22-07-2004, 02:58 PM
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Senior Member
Country: UK
Location: Reading
Occupation: Being a mummy
Interests: Cruising
Boat name: Blue Ice
Boat make: Scorpion 7.5m RIB
Engines: Yamaha 200 hpdi
Cruising area: Solent
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Reading
Posts: 563
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"No matter how much throttle I give it, it just won't plane!!!"
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22-07-2004, 03:06 PM
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Registered User
Country: Hampshire
Location: The Solent
Occupation: IT
Boat name: Pepsea
Boat make: Tohatsu 6.6 Rib
Engines: Optimax 150
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The Solent
Posts: 205
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From the husbands
"Now were is that bloody shark"
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22-07-2004, 04:38 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 1,016
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'kin Hell! Now I feel much better about my "ample" proportions at least.....
first time I ever felt sorry for a Jet Ski too.......
How about?
" Three seater, my ass!"
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23-07-2004, 02:29 AM
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Registered User
Country: Sunny Fort Lauderdale USA cheetahcat.com
Occupation: Designer/Production Engineer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 8
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Looks like Ted the Drunk Woman killer Rape enabler Worthless Marxist Kennedy…Cannot see the Brand but Teddy’s weapon of choice is an Oldsmobile.
Caption should read; Danger Alcohol Bladder Keep away from open flame.
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23-07-2004, 09:53 AM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
Occupation: none
Interests: none
Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South
Posts: 15,959
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Hi Steve, welcome to Boatmad.com 
Please feel free to post some stuff about your cats, and history in racing, especially in the middle east.
For those who don't know, Steve Koss is the designer/builder of the Cheetah catamarans from the US (and the middle east)
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23-07-2004, 10:01 AM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
Boat make: Avon Searider 8.4mmmm
Engines: Cat 4216 450hp
Cruising area: Solent
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Southampton
Posts: 983
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did you bring the rufees
And Garfie said if i brough my sister we could have a threesum 
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23-07-2004, 10:04 AM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
Occupation: none
Interests: none
Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South
Posts: 15,959
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That would be the equivelent of a fivesum!
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23-07-2004, 10:27 AM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
Boat make: Avon Searider 8.4mmmm
Engines: Cat 4216 450hp
Cruising area: Solent
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Southampton
Posts: 983
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Not many people know this
There was asong by a couple of big Mama's called the 'Weather Girls. It's Raining Men' . before they wuz called the 'Weather Girls' they wuz called 'Two Tons Of Fun'
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23-07-2004, 10:56 AM
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Senior Member
Country: ENGLAND
Occupation: Prime Minister
Interests: Being Rude.
Cruising area: Kings Road
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Hey Rosalie,
Checkout those studs over there, quick pass me the lip gloss i think one of thems giving me the eye!!! 
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23-07-2004, 02:34 PM
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Registered User
Country: Hampshire
Location: The Solent
Occupation: IT
Boat name: Pepsea
Boat make: Tohatsu 6.6 Rib
Engines: Optimax 150
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The Solent
Posts: 205
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Just feel sorry for hte bloke that has to wake up next to that in the morning, especially if his paper bag fell off 
Meeow
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23-07-2004, 02:37 PM
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Registered User
Country: Hampshire
Location: The Solent
Occupation: IT
Boat name: Pepsea
Boat make: Tohatsu 6.6 Rib
Engines: Optimax 150
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The Solent
Posts: 205
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Pity we don't have there e mail addresses, would love to send them this link
T
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23-07-2004, 04:47 PM
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Registered User
Country: Job Centre
Location: In a box
Occupation: Chaos's gofer
Interests: Skiving
Boat make: Spectre 30
Engines: 2 x Promax 225
Cruising area: In the bath
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: In a box
Posts: 5,201
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matt
I'll have a 2 X Large big mac meals, 20 chicken nuggets and 4 doughnuts to go.
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Huh, lightweights! that should read:
I'll have a 2 X Large big mac meals, 20 chicken nuggets and 4 doughnuts to go.
And I'll have the same with a triple thick shake.
My kind of women, slap em on the arse and ride the wave!!!!!
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23-07-2004, 04:49 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
Occupation: none
Interests: none
Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South
Posts: 15,959
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MMmnnn! Do you find yourself attracted to Fiona?
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23-07-2004, 06:11 PM
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Senior Member
Country: ENGLAND
Occupation: Prime Minister
Interests: Being Rude.
Cruising area: Kings Road
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Dont worry Mister,
Ill help you find your girlfriend.
So lets see if ive got this straight, she went off with her friend on a Red Jetski right?
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23-07-2004, 06:35 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
Occupation: none
Interests: none
Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: South
Posts: 15,959
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Ere, Lorna don't look too bad in a bikini, does she Tone!
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24-07-2004, 12:30 AM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
Boat make: Avon Searider 8.4mmmm
Engines: Cat 4216 450hp
Cruising area: Solent
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Southampton
Posts: 983
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'That Jono Gorton Got no staying power, Four strokes and that was his lot'
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24-07-2004, 01:05 AM
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Registered User
Country: Sunny Fort Lauderdale USA cheetahcat.com
Occupation: Designer/Production Engineer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 8
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Everyone glad to meet you and to be here...
and Best Regards Steve Koss
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