Earls Court Boat Show

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

A few pics.

1) The V350 is here (this is the 1st one in Europe).

2) Monster gear case.

3) Some Merc bling.

4) Mike literally begged me for this BM sticker for his Ranger.

5) Then he insisted on showing off the vast capacity of his Ranger 25 cuddy cabin (4 men in a boat) and the staggering depth he's achieved with his new 'trowl-on' fake tan, using 'Megga-Tan®'.

The Fake Tan effect is me simply basking in the glow radiated by the well known Ginger Bears thatch !

As for Andy Mc Gregor I am sure he had his mucking furds wuddled when he was so excited by the new boat on our stand. There was much gesticulating and talk of wanting one of the new Fantring 31 hulls that Ginger splashed with the help of the Devon Rub-a-Dub men.

As for the Boatmad sticker it would be churlish for me not to reciprocate in kind on the 31 , so we did !


Mike

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

1 & 2) Mike checks out some rigging from the king of Bling himself.

Totally consumed by the 'Pimp my ride' styling and now on a major physical & emotional high, Mike orders a new Reggie style 'Lightning Flash' shell suit, a 10 kilo 'gold look' medallion, a matching diamond encrusted Bolex and another 25 kilo keg of Megga-Tan®.

3 & 4) Wanting to reciprocate on the sticker front, Mike & Andy very kindly and very secretly re-badge 'SwipeWipes' as a Ring Powercraft! I ask you! The shame of it!!!!!!

5) With his Megga-Tan® still looking absolutely radiant, the deal is done, Mike buys the entire stock of Super Swipewipes, Suction Coolies & Tee Shirts from Nicks stand in an effort to buy our silence on the

"unfolding 'Megga-Tan®' story." (Don't worry, your secret's safe with us Mike)

'Its because I'm worth it !!'

Pssssst Ginge, a little tip....

Grecian 2000 could do wonders for YOU !!!!!

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Scand

Paul Lemmer must then by as scaled down version as he only stands a few feet of the ground.
I like the look of the Ring Ranger, do have any more photos?

OK..OK.

Thats quite enough Pisstaking !

NO pictures ....

But Lemmer is Open Season !!!

Mike

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Tony Davis

Any one else noticed the uncanny resemblence between mike and gordon compton, perhaps a long lost love child ?

The word went round the kebab stalls that you were to appear, then you did not and now Kangaroo Valley is knee deep in unsold Bluebottle Kebabs !!

[kitten]

Originally Posted by Mike Ring

Pssssst Ginge, a little tip....

Grecian 2000 could do wonders for YOU !!!!!

What's he gonna put that on?

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by kitten

What's he gonna put that on?

Quite! A good old fashion 'rug' would be more appropriate.

BTW, IT'S A 32!!!

[kitten]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

BTW, IT'S A 32!!!

Yeh if you look You can see the durabuild edge on the extra 14" nudge nudge

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by kitten

Yeh if you look You can see the durabuild edge on the extra 14" nudge nudge

Not with my old, bad eyes you can't. I can only see a badly cluttered transom layout due to the knee(s) being in the wrong place. Ho Hum.

[kitten]

I knew that was comming

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by kitten

I knew that was comming

Live by the Sword..........


....Die by the Sword.

[kitten]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Live by the Sword..........


....Die by the Sword.

Better to live by the pencil, at least then you could supply a drawing when it is asked for

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by kitten

Better to live by the pencil, at least then you could supply a drawing when it is asked for

OK, my bad, but I thought the full size pencil drawing ON THE TRANSOM ITSELF would suffice. (along with the TWO emails.)

[Captain Chaos]

watch out, Bitch fight!

[kitten]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

OK, my bad, but I thought the full size pencil drawing ON THE TRANSOM ITSELF would suffice. (along with the TWO emails.)

Well you are wrong, coz I is stupid

[2-XS-IF]

A bit of blue light in the engine bay.

[Cyco]

Originally Posted by 2-XS-IF

A bit of blue light in the engine bay.

Neons fitted in the engine bay Jon






Sorry could resist

[2-XS-IF]

Here are the virtual tour of the boat. Got it at the show.

If you can't open it you need Quick Time, a free download from Apple.


http://www.xs-if.co.uk/images/swipes...pitEngines.mov