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Old 14-08-2007, 02:12 PM   #1
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Having a few beers

I reckon that there's nothing better than having a skinful of beer and taking my shiny speedboat out for a blast. Anyone who tries to stop me is a pipe smoking, slipper wearing, killjoy elf-and-safety Nazi who deserves a slap.

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Old 14-08-2007, 03:01 PM   #2
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Old 14-08-2007, 03:14 PM   #3
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Old 14-08-2007, 03:16 PM   #4
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Anyone who tries to stop me is a pipe smoking, slipper wearing, killjoy elf-and-safety drunkard who deserves a slap.

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Old 14-08-2007, 04:46 PM   #5
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i love getting shit faced and then get on my boat with one eye open and drive as fast as i can back to the marina,jump in the motor and drive as slow as possible home
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Old 14-08-2007, 09:09 PM   #6
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I reckon that there's nothing better than having a skinful of beer and taking my shiny speedboat out for a blast. Anyone who tries to stop me is a pipe smoking, slipper wearing, killjoy elf-and-safety Nazi who deserves a slap.

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Tis the only way to drive
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Old 14-08-2007, 09:14 PM   #7
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When I drive the Cat I get a natural High but afterwards, 1's too many & 20's not enough...
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Old 14-08-2007, 09:45 PM   #8
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and of course it pays to have a few before you go to make sure you're totally topped up by the time you come to reberth. Then lunch on the barbie, more beer in the afternoon, crash back to the marina and end up looking like this
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Old 16-08-2007, 08:28 AM   #9
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if you drink and then take your boat out, and then when something goes wrong you expect some one to come and help you, putting other peoples lives at risk and calling out the coast guard why?

all i can say is that you are all a punch of prats,

we all like a drink sometimes but not when driving, i ant saying all of you but some of you rib boys cant drive under normal conditions and should go and have driving boat lessons or something.
i have seen more people full out of ribs than the pub door
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message for motor vator i am posting the light later to day for you
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Old 16-08-2007, 08:58 AM   #11
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You've all got it wrong. If they legislate against drink, just do drugs instead!
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Old 16-08-2007, 09:29 AM   #12
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well that will be better then, on the drugs you wont know that you are even driving
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Cheers mate, at least I'll be able to see where I'm going when I'm pissed now
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Old 16-08-2007, 01:26 PM   #14
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if you drink and then take your boat out, and then when something goes wrong you expect some one to come and help you, putting other peoples lives at risk and calling out the coast guard why?
People have been drinking happily on the high seas for centuries. We should be standing up for more freedom not backing the Nanni state and making excuses for more ridiculous legislation.

There are idiots who crash private aircraft which as a pursuit is much more heavily regulated. I think a plane crashed on the IOW over Cowes and called all four of its crew! Cars are crashing all day long killing people.

I find it hard to comprehend why anyone who is into boating would want any form of legislation upon us.

Life is for living not legislating
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Mind you it does not always need alcohol for some people to be a complete idiot, at my local boat yard during a season you will often find some dick driving his boat at high speed between all the moored boats and come flying up to the slipway as if he was James Bond...more like James Nob giving anyone with an engine a bad rap
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Old 16-08-2007, 02:20 PM   #16
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a plane crashed .... and called all four of its crew...
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Old 16-08-2007, 02:22 PM   #17
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Yeh, but your other quote is "Everyone knows how stupid the average person is. 50% of them are even more stupid than that"

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People have been drinking happily on the high seas for centuries. We should be standing up for more freedom not backing the Nanni state and making excuses for more ridiculous legislation.

There are idiots who crash private aircraft which as a pursuit is much more heavily regulated. I think a plane crashed on the IOW over Cowes and called all four of its crew! Cars are crashing all day long killing people.

I find it hard to comprehend why anyone who is into boating would want any form of legislation upon us.

Life is for living not legislating
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Old 16-08-2007, 02:28 PM   #18
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I think he meant killed! As in cars kill and planes kill with lots of regulation so don't let them try to regulate the boating.
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Old 16-08-2007, 02:29 PM   #19
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