NEW GOVERNMENT SEAL
New Government Seal
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Jack to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Merry Xmas to all our Boating Friends out there.
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