Not "Boatmad" female

Pash 1 · 29-12-2007, 11:01 PM

Well it's Pash 1's wife (Claire) here, guess it makes a change for a female to be one line !
Tomorrow I am going on my maiden voyage on Aquaholic, so keep your eyes posted for a screaming women

as nervous as hell trying to smile and do those "boat things" that you guys seem to spend hours on end chatting about 7 days a week, 24 hours a day
I have been equiped with loads of new gear for my trip, although have to admit the colours just dont suit the compexion, and the goggles play havock with the hair style!. I understand that I will be taken out to lunch somewhere in Cowes (? do I need a passport ) and I'm wondering just how well my Prada handbag will survive the trip !
Anyhow, I had best leave the site now and get back to working out which shoes to wear in the morning .
if you see (or should I say hear me !!) give me a wave, or a ring to pull me back onto dry land !
Claire

Johnny Rocket · 29-12-2007, 11:24 PM

Oh dear. I'm not sure that tomorrow would be the best day to choose.

Pash 1 · 29-12-2007, 11:27 PM

Why ? do you know something that I am not being told then ?

scottyboy · 29-12-2007, 11:30 PM

Aint it scream if ya wanna go faster?

Pash 1 · 29-12-2007, 11:32 PM

That does not help!

scottyboy · 29-12-2007, 11:36 PM

Open ya knees feel the breeze! (In a dodgem guys accent sounds best)

Pash 1 · 29-12-2007, 11:39 PM

Typical "Male" answer........
Ive got a drysuit.............

scottyboy · 29-12-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pash 1

Typical "Male" answer........
Ive got a drysuit.............

Ooh! Kinky!

Pash 1 · 30-12-2007, 12:12 AM

What a shame that you must be a sad and lonely old ar*e with nothing better to do than make sexist pathetic comments.
I suppose it was nearly midnight when you replied and maybe those men in their white coats were late on their rounds putting you twits into bed

If you havnt got anything constructive to say please go to one of the dating forums to try and find a friend

Jon Fuller · 30-12-2007, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pash 1

What a shame that you must be a sad and lonely old ar*e with nothing better to do than make sexist pathetic comments.
I suppose it was nearly midnight when you replied and maybe those men in their white coats were late on their rounds putting you twits into bed

If you havnt got anything constructive to say please go to one of the dating forums to try and find a friend

Oh dear. A SOH failure.

Pash 1 · 30-12-2007, 12:26 AM

No Jon,
Dont thick that sort of "Post" is necessary..
Claire

motorvator · 30-12-2007, 01:26 AM

Claire just remember Marty will have one hand on the wheel and the other on the throttle / gear / trim leaving him fairly defenceless.

You on the other hand should hold tightly with one hand on the grabrail and the other strategically placed at the front of Martys seat and explain that you won't hurt each other.

Job done, have a good lunch and tell him you'll drive home

Pash 1 · 30-12-2007, 02:32 AM

Thanks my old ship mate, There isnt a grab rail so Claire will have both hands free....
thought we mught try the Folley for lunch and could be meeting Blind Dog in the Solent for a blast.

Have a good new years eve and dont fring too many....
By the way I loved your email about the chap in the lap dance club

scottyboy · 30-12-2007, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Pash 1

What a shame that you must be a sad and lonely old ar*e with nothing better to do than make sexist pathetic comments.
I suppose it was nearly midnight when you replied and maybe those men in their white coats were late on their rounds putting you twits into bed

If you havnt got anything constructive to say please go to one of the dating forums to try and find a friend

Please yaself. Give up with this place. Obviously as jon said a sense of humour failure! gonna give up posting in here soon!

Jon Fuller · 30-12-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Pash 1

No Jon,
Dont thick that sort of "Post" is necessary..
Claire

He was only messing Claire, Scott is a good guy, he just clearly misjudged the spirit of your post, so don't take anything personaly.

Boatmad has been around for a good few years and that kind of banta has always been commonplace.

You can't move into a house under the Heathrow flightpath, then complain about the noisy aircraft, or seek compensation. (not if you're British anyway)

Enjoy your days boating.

Jon Fuller

BluFin · 30-12-2007, 06:21 PM

So how was the trip in the cat different to the 21 ring eh?

gazza · 30-12-2007, 10:36 PM

Looking at your avatar,
Is that you been at the hairdressers again mate.

Hows the Cat coming along
gaZ

BluFin · 30-12-2007, 10:54 PM

Yeh Just had the highlights done again, eat ya heart out stringfellow.
Nursery to ready while it’s still dark evenings, thats a major job as I need to move the office & re cable the network
Boatwise, Picked up the re hubbed props today. got the last bit for the fuel system at last from earls. Should get some time on it next Saturday all being well. just lacking a bit Enthusiasm at the moment as I'm not looking forward to the trim system re-hash

Pash 1 · 30-12-2007, 11:21 PM

Evening all,
Didn't go out today, got all the "New" gear in the car, got about three miles down the road and felt so crap with Man Flue that I've been bravely fighting off for the last few days. Had to appologise to Claire for letting her down and not going on the boat - to which she replied "There is a God"

so it was back home in bed with a Lemsip and a hotwater bottle for me and a day in the garden for Claire.

Thanks Scotty for your kind words you know what I mean...

So hopefully out next weekend

M

motorvator · 31-12-2007, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pash 1

Evening all,
Didn't go out today, got all the "New" gear in the car, got about three miles down the road and felt so crap with Man Flue that I've been bravely fighting off for the last few days. Had to appologise to Claire for letting her down and not going on the boat - to which she replied "There is a God"

so it was back home in bed with a Lemsip and a hotwater bottle for me and a day in the garden for Claire.

Thanks Scotty for your kind words you know what I mean...

So hopefully out next weekend

M

Ha, I've seen you turned into a wimpering girl just cause of a little sniffle,

fack knows what you'd be like if you if you got real man flu like what I've bravely fought over the last few days.

Still I will drag myself out of the bed even though death is nigh for a few sherbets to celebrate the new year

. Am I a hero or what