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Old 31-05-2008, 01:08 AM   #1
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Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat, and your son turns up with all his young totty in tow. So what do you do?

Anybody else this shallow?
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Old 31-05-2008, 01:17 AM   #2
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Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat,
god, dont say that too loud................. Jonny Fuller got crucified by a load of yanks just for driving Leviathan a bit too close to his mates boat (all be it at 70mph)
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god, dont say that too loud................. Jonny Fuller got crucified by a load of yanks just for driving Leviathan a bit too close to his mates boat (all be it at 70mph)
s'alright I get the wife to drive when my eyesight fails totally.
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Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat
Totally irresponsible
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Old 31-05-2008, 03:56 PM   #5
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Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat, and your son turns up with all his young totty in tow. So what do you do?

Anybody else this shallow?
Probably sobered you up pretty quick. You should've dispensed with the wetsuit though, a pair of white speedos would've impressed them even more!
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Old 31-05-2008, 05:43 PM   #6
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Kerry,
I didnt know you couldn't Ski !
is that the British Loo Seat position ??

And NO i would never be that shallow
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Old 31-05-2008, 08:34 PM   #7
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Probably sobered you up pretty quick. You should've dispensed with the wetsuit though, a pair of white speedos would've impressed them even more!


Look it was only one of them 3mm jobbies. Me b/foot suit got eaten by moths years ago. And speedos? Me balls were hurting enough with the suit on let alone exposed. You ever seen a 48 year old with well used balls? They tend to sag a bit.

You of course understand we are talking balls of the feet here
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The real question of course is why have we ended up with a picture of you, rather than a picture of the totty?
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God your old

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Only as old as the woman you feel or summat like that
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You ever seen a 48 year old with well used balls? They tend to sag a bit.

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