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31-05-2008, 01:08 AM
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Old people and Boats
Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat, and your son turns up with all his young totty in tow. So what do you do?
Anybody else this shallow?
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31-05-2008, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by motorvator
Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat,
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god, dont say that too loud................. Jonny Fuller got crucified by a load of yanks just for driving Leviathan a bit too close to his mates boat (all be it at 70mph)
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31-05-2008, 01:21 AM
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Engine tester
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Originally Posted by Captain Chaos
god, dont say that too loud................. Jonny Fuller got crucified by a load of yanks just for driving Leviathan a bit too close to his mates boat (all be it at 70mph)
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s'alright I get the wife to drive when my eyesight fails totally.
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31-05-2008, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by motorvator
Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat
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Totally irresponsible
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31-05-2008, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by motorvator
Ok so 48 yrs old, Heavily drunk in charge of a boat, and your son turns up with all his young totty in tow. So what do you do?
Anybody else this shallow?
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Probably sobered you up pretty quick. You should've dispensed with the wetsuit though, a pair of white speedos would've impressed them even more!
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31-05-2008, 05:43 PM
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Kerry,
I didnt know you couldn't Ski !
is that the British Loo Seat position ??
And NO i would never be that shallow
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31-05-2008, 08:34 PM
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Engine tester
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheOrs
Probably sobered you up pretty quick. You should've dispensed with the wetsuit though, a pair of white speedos would've impressed them even more!
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Look it was only one of them 3mm jobbies. Me b/foot suit got eaten by moths years ago. And speedos? Me balls were hurting enough with the suit on let alone exposed. You ever seen a 48 year old with well used balls? They tend to sag a bit.
You of course understand we are talking balls of the feet here
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31-05-2008, 08:57 PM
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The real question of course is why have we ended up with a picture of you, rather than a picture of the totty?
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01-06-2008, 04:10 AM
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God your old
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01-06-2008, 08:22 AM
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Engine tester
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hunton69
God your old
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Bastasrd
Only as old as the woman you feel or summat like that
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01-06-2008, 10:49 AM
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You ever seen a 48 year old with well used balls? They tend to sag a bit.
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