It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again - he said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
A poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river
A miner in South Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm stuffed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney"
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
Peoples personal problems are there own business. I think this thread is in really bad taste, how would you all feel if you as a member of the boatmad forum had a messey divorce and we all jumped on the bandwagon and took the piss out of you.......... have a bit of respect
I don't know why she is leaving him. He was very good to her last Christmas. Not only did he buy her the latest designer wear and loads of jewellery he also bought her a plane. And a lady shave for her other leg!!!
Lets face it he can afford to loose 400 million cause he will still be left with 400 million that the tight **** wont spend. Why is it a story. i feel sory for the poor basta-d that has one 3 bed house a 100 grand mortgage and then they have to split it in half.
And yes he and she is bollocks.
Ps mine was messy but that was because she was a ??????