NO no no.......here's the story..
obviously no one woz at tattishall park at the weekend for the watersports event..
there were a few announcements over the tannoy..[ow do ya spell that??] about the FASTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD
Vicky Crump, the WORLDS FASTEST WOMAN WITH MORE SPEED RECORDS THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD
Championship winning racing driver, undeniably the hottest female to come out of Britain!!
Soooo not being someone to own a guiness book of records, well maybe i do..... FIONA BEVIS goes about 160mph faster than Vicky, FIONA BROTHERS...a lot of fionas, i think fiona p has gone quicker than vicki in Marks sport rib!!!! BROTHERS used to average the silly speed of..well one doesnt know but guessing at 120 during every event, Ros Nott every race averaged 114mph, all these are averages so tink of da top speeds!!! i know that Deborah France has been way over Vickis 107mph, but Mr Crump wouldnt allow Deb to set the record on Windermere because it was all planned for his daughter to take a record, so he found a fault in her papers..clever!! ...he wasn't happy with Sara Donohue when she sneaked Lady Of the Lake a few years ago as a last minute on purpose entry..otherwise Crumpy would have found a way for her not to run!! Face like a smacked
And she has done about 120mph in one of the American boats over a measured Kilo...There's an Aussie woman who has done the silly speed of about 300mph or near as dam it..
SO THE QUESTION IS!! Vicki isn't the slowest woman in the world. BUT she sure aint the FASTEST...
Can anyone tell me if she has ever broken a record, or has Tom just made the records for her so she has no opposition?
going to sleep now..finished my shift