Ever heard the word "f**kwit" ! Probably have it sewn into your shorts.....
Ah, friendly banter I love a bit of that, and using the word f**kwit is an excellent way to get started, game on Tony.
May I now take this opportunity to send a link to the original thread entitled 'hand and foot throttles' not 'twin engine control foot throttles'!!
Although I appreciate the originator has a twin engine boat, that was not the question.
http://boatmad.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19437
Perhaps you were sewing something into your shorts while reading the thread?