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blind dog
Country: uk
Location: fast land
Occupation: going fast
Interests: fast
Boat name: drivers dry berthing
Boat make: buzzi
Cruising area: anywhere fast
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: fast land
Posts: 828
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just dropped me deposit off to gareth at drivers so im in 
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22-04-2008, 12:33 AM
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Registered User
Country: England
Location: Cowes, Isle of Wight
Occupation: Marine engineer/electrician
Interests: Boat, Landy, and other toys :)
Boat name: Mad Max/Master Fiddler
Boat make: Phantom 18/Fletcher Bravo
Engines: Merc XR2
Cruising area: Solent/IOW
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cowes, Isle of Wight
Posts: 935
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CHeck has gone btw,
I'm in 
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, grinning from ear to ear, overdosing on adrenaline and proclaiming “KINNEL!! WHAT A RIDE!!”
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22-04-2008, 03:04 AM
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#83
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Registered User
Country: UK
Location: Wickford Essex
Interests: water sports
Cruising area: The bath
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wickford Essex
Posts: 329
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I'm in
Cheques gone off so thats me and fat boy, sorry, me and Taz both in.
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Shoulders back, chest out - lovely bouys
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22-04-2008, 11:14 AM
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Registered User
Country: England
Location: Cowes, Isle of Wight
Occupation: Marine engineer/electrician
Interests: Boat, Landy, and other toys :)
Boat name: Mad Max/Master Fiddler
Boat make: Phantom 18/Fletcher Bravo
Engines: Merc XR2
Cruising area: Solent/IOW
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cowes, Isle of Wight
Posts: 935
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Am I the smallest so far? 
Seem to be an awful lot of big boats entering this one!
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Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, grinning from ear to ear, overdosing on adrenaline and proclaiming “KINNEL!! WHAT A RIDE!!”
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09-05-2008, 12:28 PM
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Registered Mental
Country: UK
Location: UK
Cruising area: I like towing it round the M25
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 115
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Count me in!
Captain Chaos has virtually demanded my presence on board his boat The Mighty Fist. But I am a little bit worried.
The Captain has told me to bring some suitable clothing - so I obviously got straight on to the Ralph Lauren website and ordered a stripy t-shirt, nudgey sailors cap (his favourite garment), shorts (in small to accentuate my figure (again one of The Captains favourites)), some deck shoes and a fetching beige jumper to rest over my shoulders while we splice the mainbrace and clean the poop deck etc. I informed Captain Chaos about this and told him I would get a crate of Pimms.
But he seemed quite annoyed about this when i spoke to him and he told me he already had an outfit for me - wet suit with the bottom cut out, a large unripe tangerine, 16m of electrical cord, and that he was going to clean out my bilge pump with his man pipe cleaner.
Also he mentioned something about Josef Fritzling me in the downstairs of his boat. Is this a nautical term?Some sort of pirate thing perhaps?
If anyone could set me straight as to what the etiquette for clothing is that would be great.
Thanks,,
The Duke.
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09-05-2008, 12:31 PM
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#86
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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you're not welcome on my boat Andrew, you'll have to go with Ace; he likes "THAT" sort of thing
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09-05-2008, 12:39 PM
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Registered Mental
Country: UK
Location: UK
Cruising area: I like towing it round the M25
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 115
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so what happened to the plan of getting hugely drunk the night before and boozing all day on board the boat?? you told me that pilotting drunk was alright and if you hit another dinghy or whatever they aare you just bounce around like a dodgem. and there's plenty of space on the ocean!!
right where do i sign up???
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09-05-2008, 12:56 PM
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Large member
Country: England
Location: On the farm
Occupation: General Trouble Causer Salterns Boatyard
Interests: Official smartass
Boat name: Seahorse.org
Boat make: a V24 and a SLOW unstable ICE Bladerunner
Engines: 2x300 promax, 320 Volvo
Cruising area: England/France & Med
Join Date: May 2005
Location: On the farm
Posts: 2,681
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We will be in the bladerunner. I hope to scare coooookieeeeiieee in it.
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09-05-2008, 01:00 PM
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Iron Duke
where do i sign up???
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you sign up at the local mental institute
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09-05-2008, 01:14 PM
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#90
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Registered Mental
Country: UK
Location: UK
Cruising area: I like towing it round the M25
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 115
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Are they entering a boat? actually if they do then i can add licking the windows of the inside of a mental institute boat window to my collecttion - on top of licking the inside of the windows of the sunshine variety bus, and obviously the inside of the window of the special kids home.
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09-05-2008, 01:29 PM
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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i want to disassociate myself from you
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09-05-2008, 04:14 PM
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Registered User
Country: England
Location: Hampshire
Occupation: Credit Crunched
Interests: Rally Driving
Boat name: Double 2 Shirts
Boat make: Planatec 41
Engines: 2x625's+ From Uncle Sam
Cruising area: Solent
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Hampshire
Posts: 2,522
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Iron Duke
so what happened to the plan of getting hugely drunk the night before and boozing all day on board the boat?? you told me that pilotting drunk was alright and if you hit another dinghy or whatever they aare you just bounce around like a dodgem. and there's plenty of space on the ocean!!
right where do i sign up???
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A friend of your Chaos?? 
You Essex Boys are a breed to yourselves 
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09-05-2008, 04:23 PM
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#93
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Registered Mental
Country: UK
Location: UK
Cruising area: I like towing it round the M25
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 115
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i'm technically east london. i can bring a utility bill if required as proof.
we went to the same school
i say the same school it was more like borstal
i say borstal well it was more like a russian gulag.
well more like that orphanage on jersey
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09-05-2008, 04:42 PM
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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Andy,
as you well know...............i never went to school
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13-05-2008, 01:46 PM
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Registered Mental
Country: UK
Location: UK
Cruising area: I like towing it round the M25
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 115
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the teachers still hold a candlelit vigil every year when gcse results come out to commemorate you getting a grade "e" in woodwork
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13-05-2008, 03:53 PM
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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oi!
I'm proud of my one GCSE, and dont you go forgetting that
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13-05-2008, 04:02 PM
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Registered User
Location: hayling island
Boat name: snow monkey
Boat make: extreme 24
Engines: mercruiser 6.2
Join Date: May 2004
Location: hayling island
Posts: 2,082
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i would of thought it was an "a" for absent
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13-05-2008, 04:09 PM
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#98
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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i got that in the other 9
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13-05-2008, 04:10 PM
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#99
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The Doc
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,291
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so anyway...................... Poker Run!
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14-05-2008, 11:38 AM
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#100
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Registered Mental
Country: UK
Location: UK
Cruising area: I like towing it round the M25
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 115
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poker run?
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