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Old 21-12-2004, 04:27 PM   #1
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downashuns wontid

i nead sum ekstra munny sow az i cann gett pist att fkin crismus.

ifn sum fkker wil giv mee 50 pownds eyll giv em deez fkin clokks an 1 yeers amnisty fromm avin de pis taykin owt ov dem.


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sp. monass nead nott aply unles hee paiys 500pownds an evun den hee downt gett de fkin clokks.
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Old 21-12-2004, 06:01 PM   #2
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ere gArf, one of m's gorn fkkn blick!
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Old 21-12-2004, 06:08 PM   #3
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one of ems gorn fkkn blick!
i noe dat, yew fkker. itts mi contrybewshun too rayshul armonny.

enywaiys yew likkul stinnka, wy iz de toob mobb saiyin dat yorr a smely fkker.
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Old 21-12-2004, 06:11 PM   #4
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"sp. monass nead nott aply unles hee paiys 500pownds an evun den hee downt gett de fkin clokks"

Garf, that tachometer would be ideal for Mantoss's foulcan cos the boat disintegrates over 4000rpm anyway. Mind you Mantoss said he had been working on his vmax, probably only revs to 4k now anyway!
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Old 21-12-2004, 06:24 PM   #5
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enywaiys yew likkul stinnka, wy iz de toob mobb saiyin dat yorr a smely fkker.
Do you know what gArfie, I'm starting to think that, that Chuck fella doesn't like me
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Old 21-12-2004, 06:30 PM   #6
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I do like the 'faux cardboard' fascia, gArfie. Would look great in a Phantom I reckon!
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Old 22-12-2004, 10:58 PM   #7
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Nothing Faux about that carboard Mrs. It's the genuine article.!
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Old 22-12-2004, 11:08 PM   #8
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Re: downashuns wontid

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[B]i nead sum ekstra munny sow az i cann gett pist att fkin crismus.

ifn sum fkker wil giv mee 50 pownds eyll giv em deez fkin clokks
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Where you dig them out from?.......did u get em of "Barbie & Ken's Searay"??

They look a bit "Faggity" :crimbo2:
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Old 23-12-2004, 04:48 PM   #10
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.......did u get em of "Barbie & Ken's Searay"?

nahh i nikt de fkkers owt ov a crankky owld speadbote dat ad fel to fkin bitts

i fink itt waz corld a seekwel

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nahh i nikt de fkkers owt ov a crankky owld speadbote dat ad fel to fkin bitts

i fink itt waz corld a seekwel

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your so predictable garf! come on you can do better than that..........

are u losing your touch?
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Old 23-12-2004, 06:05 PM   #12
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your so predictable garf!
i new yood saiy dat.

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i can read u like an ex boxer!

thats why one of your clocks has a black facia, youve whacked it ait ya you fkkin thug!

anyway Mr Turpin dem clocks which came out of an old ssekwel were only 19.99 for the set!! U Robin B'stard
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Old 23-12-2004, 06:20 PM   #14
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U Robin B'stard

yus i lernt mi trayde att JbT mareen

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JBT Maureen? Who's she?
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I think she's called Diva or something like that!
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Deva marine??
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Old 24-12-2004, 12:42 PM   #18
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Deva marine??
nahh nott fkin dojjy deeva. jBt mareen onn de sowf cowst. fuk mee heez de biggist deeler ov ribbs inn orl de wurld.

hee az 43 peepul werkin inn de complaynts deeparrtmint

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Old 24-12-2004, 02:13 PM   #19
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hee az 43 peepul werkin inn de complaynts deeparrtmint

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That's nothing! Imaging how many work in the complaints department at Foulcoon!
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