Jackanory

Brian-Bear · 21-11-2005, 07:26 PM

I seen this on ebay a few months ago and alway meant to post it. The same boat is back up for sale again. The original author was a real star story teller, you will laugh your nuts off at this, its a real ebay classic

The Ultimate Powerboat

roofer · 21-11-2005, 07:47 PM

100 knots , what an

scottyboy · 21-11-2005, 07:51 PM

The sort of girls that coming flocking to this machine?

Johnny Rocket · 21-11-2005, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by scottyboy
The sort of girls that coming flocking to this machine?

Handy if you want to pull a 13 year old then!

Do you reckon the guy is trying to be funny? Seems strange that he says "no idiots please" when that seems to be his target market. Anyway, made an amusing read

"The boat and engine compliment each other wonderfully."

Oh Ficht, you really are marvellous!
Thank you Fletch, I think you are super too!

"No idiots please" . . . "Probably doing well over 100 knots here."

LMFAO!

"fastest craft in this mariner."

Assuming there's nothing but stick boats there . . .

"The Renegade 4-blade speaks for itself. "

Looks like I might need my ears testing. Can't hear a thing.

JamesM · 21-11-2005, 09:01 PM

Why not 100 knots? After all it, and I quote, "performs like a cosworth"

MrRob · 21-11-2005, 10:10 PM

People like that should be shot on site!

Burty · 21-11-2005, 11:29 PM

i felt the need to ask this question. hello dude, what do you think the top speed is with such a powerful engine??
i'm awaiting a response

Brian-Bear · 21-11-2005, 11:57 PM

115 MPH

The guy quotes, "Nothings Changed"

I reckon he hit 100 knots and shit himself so the boat went back on ebay
or
He went to the marina and the chicks laughted at his weenie Johnie