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Forum: Torkin Bollix 19-11-2010, 04:01 PM
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Posted By Jono
The "ungraytful torl fing" summed it up nicely...

The "ungraytful torl fing" summed it up nicely once...

“Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.”
Forum: Torkin Bollix 06-11-2010, 12:43 PM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
:puker: ...That's about as close to being a real...

:puker: ...That's about as close to being a real woman as a Wonkydron is to being a real Phantom.......
Forum: Torkin Bollix 05-11-2010, 11:29 AM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
Bollocks to all that.....I'm still waiting for...

Bollocks to all that.....I'm still waiting for the pictures of the stripper.....:hugegrin:
Forum: Torkin Bollix 28-10-2010, 08:11 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 35,321
Posted By Jono
Scott.. In a brief moment of...

Scott..

In a brief moment of “mellowness”…the top is well off the bottle of Chablis… I thought I might offer some advice? .....It really would help your case if you stop posting like a spacker/14...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 28-10-2010, 07:18 AM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
....I think you mean?:hugegrin:

....I think you mean?:hugegrin:
Forum: Torkin Bollix 28-10-2010, 07:16 AM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
Of all the utter bollocks you've posted...and I...

Of all the utter bollocks you've posted...and I include the great "Get Rich Quick" scheme...this is by far the most unbelievable statement…so far. You are Manos..and I claim my £5...:drain:
Forum: Torkin Bollix 27-10-2010, 10:28 PM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
A question..if you don't mind? Are you really as...

A question..if you don't mind? Are you really as thick as pig shit or is this some clever front that we just "don't get" this side of the pond? Just asking like...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 22-10-2010, 01:18 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 35,321
Posted By Jono
Peaked too early again, did we...?:hugegrin:

Peaked too early again, did we...?:hugegrin:
Forum: Torkin Bollix 22-10-2010, 07:36 AM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
Roll up, roll up....Ladeeeees....and...

Roll up, roll up....Ladeeeees....and Gentlemen.....tonight we have in the red corner.....the undisputed mad mullet of the century......and in the blue corner....we have the challenger...all the way...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 21-10-2010, 02:58 PM
Replies: 179
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Posted By Jono
....in your opinion... I notice that the Fat...

....in your opinion... I notice that the Fat Ginger One has been on here very recently....and seeing as it's only his opinion that counts here....being as it's his bat'n ball.. it really doesn't...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 21-10-2010, 12:21 PM
Replies: 179
Views: 35,321
Posted By Jono
Is it nice in Guardian reading "fluffy-land" ? ...

Is it nice in Guardian reading "fluffy-land" ?

The idiot who is being bad-mouthed here has a classic case of "Manos-itis" ..along with, it appears, some other unpleasant traits....and I'm not...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 21-10-2010, 11:07 AM
Replies: 179
Views: 35,321
Posted By Jono
Or...to put it another way..since with 1...

Or...to put it another way..since with 1 post..this one..you obviously joined to gob off on this thread...why don't you **** off back to fluffy-land or wherever you appeared from?
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