Forum: Torkin Bollix
30-07-2009, 10:41 PM
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whats the difference between a Lawyer and a...
whats the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker?
Nothing....
We can both Fu*k you blind,
We can both Sh*g you senseless,
We both get paid for rendering the above services,
There is...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
30-07-2009, 07:32 PM
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
30-07-2009, 05:01 PM
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
21-07-2009, 09:50 PM
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More Lawyer Jokes
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
One in 50,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Why does London have the most lawyers and Hull the most toxic waste dumps?
Hull had first...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
20-07-2009, 10:46 PM
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
14-07-2009, 05:51 PM
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
17-02-2009, 11:21 PM
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He thought he was petting a dog :aaahhh:
And...
He thought he was petting a dog :aaahhh:
And at 15 to have had more pricks than a second hand dart board ........ Our Tax will be paying for her to lay on her back for the rest of her life....
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
10-12-2008, 07:05 PM
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Replies: 318
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
08-12-2008, 02:23 PM
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Replies: 318
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I was depressed last night so I called the...
I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
08-11-2008, 10:54 AM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Old Timer Sex
This is too funny to be...
Old Timer Sex
This is too funny to be 'dirty' - enjoy!
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
15-10-2008, 06:45 PM
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
21-08-2008, 07:26 PM
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Replies: 318
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
12-08-2008, 06:58 AM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Guts and Balls - The Legal Distinction
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
19-07-2008, 01:42 PM
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
11-07-2008, 04:57 PM
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Rabbit Joke
A man is driving along a highway
and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
09-07-2008, 07:30 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
:drain: :drain: :drain:
That is the best...
:drain: :drain: :drain:
That is the best joke ive seen in ages BluFin and so true given todays announcments ......
Reminds me of the Joke..
A Russian Doctor exclaims proudly, we are so...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
17-06-2008, 10:29 PM
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