Forum: Torkin Bollix
02-07-2004, 11:22 AM
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I'm not into me aesthetics!
Oi Missus, I think Ms Chaos is pretty, but she's the exception to the rule!!
I was the one fella that fancied sporty spice coz (other than that annoying 'pool accent) she seemed a genuine giggle!...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
02-07-2004, 10:58 AM
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Replies: 69
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WELL DONE MISSUS
Oh Liv Tyler of Joy! Now thats a lot lot lot better missus!
She's a sexy beast.....and i reckon those lips provide a great vacum seal.................naughty:facelick:
And i'm only capable of...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-07-2004, 01:52 PM
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Replies: 69
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The Duke
Actually, its a malfunctioning spiral on selection C2 thats causing the problem!
Cant get the part till next month!
Now feck off and go back to your other forum
www.knobjockeyforum.co.uk
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-07-2004, 01:45 PM
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Replies: 69
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Re: Re: Missus Commits Sin No.2
razor, when it comes to "IT" i'm afraid! I know i've never met her, but there's absolutely zero about Mrs Beckham that i think is desirable or pleasant in anyway.
She is one of the very few...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-07-2004, 01:02 PM
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Replies: 69
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Taken
I am....most definatly!
I've not been scouting, i assure you!!
Just that Missus was offering-up Ms Diaz etc...... so i thought what the heck!
but i got Brash spice!
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-07-2004, 11:57 AM
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Replies: 69
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Re: Re: Missus Commits Sin No.2
And why is it Matt, that i always write on here with complete & utter fear? erm yoooooooouuuuuuu!!!:booty:
I was briefly thinking.... Rosie Gains may be a good match for you.....
A big vessel,...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-07-2004, 11:34 AM
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Replies: 69
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Missus Commits Sin No.2
Missus, i'm affraid its back to the drawing board 4 u!!!
Please bathe yourself in Holy water and then have a serious re-think about the ugly talentless tarts you seem to want to pair me with.
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
30-06-2004, 11:03 AM
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Replies: 69
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Missus Commits dreadfull Crime
Now the tears have stopped fludding from my face.... I got to tell you.....
Cameron Diaz - I consider her one of the most beautifull women ever!
Kylie - she's a cutie!
Davina - Not so good...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
29-06-2004, 07:05 PM
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Replies: 69
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
29-06-2004, 06:51 PM
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Replies: 69
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www.aceventura.com
He's the one with the flowery shirt on!
BTW.............he'll kill me when he docks-up and finds out what i been up to!!
:jaw:
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
29-06-2004, 06:01 PM
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Replies: 69
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Shock Horror
Ace has called me from Brunai and has spent the last couple of weeks in storms or sommink! so isnt gonna be back till end of July! :( no co-pilot for me then!
Ere Missus ..... i like me mates,...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
28-06-2004, 11:32 PM
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Replies: 69
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wild mates
Er, No missus...... we're all sad blokes that went to a single sex school for far tooo long.
the first girl i ever spoke to was me mates sister and she only done it as dare!!!...........i was...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
28-06-2004, 10:51 PM
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Replies: 69
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ATTN Missus
"Ace" is due to set foot on dry land in 2 weeks. I'm sure he'll either be residing with me (being my spanner slave) or at his batchelor pad (or homo love-nest, not decided which yet:drain: ) down at...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
27-06-2004, 12:23 AM
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Replies: 69
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Slury
Nope no booze tonight!
Anyways i dont drink, and also the sea is pink and red london buses are green!
Do you reckon "ACE" has got a chance with one of Miss's mates?
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
26-06-2004, 11:26 PM
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Replies: 69
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ooh sailor!
post edited,
help if i took notice what i was doing when i got more that one page open!!:brain:
Missus. can you get my mate "Ace" a bird??? he's a propper sailer (works on gas tankers for...
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