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Forum: Torkin Bollix 30-07-2009, 01:51 PM
Replies: 318
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Posted By BluFin
tHAI jOKE

A man is in bed with his Thai-girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his dangly bit, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.
Rather enjoying it, he...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 06-07-2009, 07:01 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife...

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees,...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 26-06-2009, 04:49 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
What is the medical term for the fatty tissue...

What is the medical term for the fatty tissue surrounding the clitoris?
Forum: Torkin Bollix 26-06-2009, 04:49 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid...

A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!'
Forum: Torkin Bollix 17-06-2009, 11:10 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
How Bizzare is this?

How Bizzare is this?
Forum: Torkin Bollix 17-06-2009, 10:21 AM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Were Closing In

Were Closing In
Forum: Torkin Bollix 03-06-2009, 12:36 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
As men age, we start seeing more of the medical...

As men age, we start seeing more of the medical world, which nowadays seems to include an increasing number of women as our physicians and therapists. And in my case, a new urologist.

My family...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 30-04-2009, 09:11 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 20-03-2009, 11:12 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
One of those daft Internet pics that poses a few...

One of those daft Internet pics that poses a few questions



biggest problem would be you laughing when she realised :):)

https://www.hedges-uk.com/joke/pic04806.jpg
Forum: Torkin Bollix 27-02-2009, 09:05 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Sometimes you find a web site that if & when you...

Sometimes you find a web site that if & when you try it you will burn in Hell

use the menu on the left as well (https://www.jesusdressup.com/bdsm.html)
Forum: Torkin Bollix 17-02-2009, 08:15 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Thought I capture a market and make a few quid So...

Thought I capture a market and make a few quid So I went a bought 400 2009 Jade Goody calendars . Bit of a con though they only go up to May
Forum: Torkin Bollix 28-01-2009, 11:09 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
The Leather Dress

When a woman wears a leather dress,
A man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wondered why?
...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 27-11-2008, 08:44 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
When Madonna first moved to England she said she...

When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to be more English.


She is now an unmarried mother, with 3 kids, one of them black.

JOB DONE THEN!!!!!
Forum: Torkin Bollix 16-09-2008, 09:25 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Online dating

My application to join an online dating agency has been rejected.

One of the questions was 'What do you like most in a woman?'
Forum: Torkin Bollix 21-08-2008, 07:31 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Historical coincidence?

History or Mystery

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 21-08-2008, 07:19 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Gary Glitter spotted shopping in duty free

Gary Glitter spotted shopping in duty free
Forum: Torkin Bollix 11-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Black hurricanes

Got this one today just a copy & paste from the USA

Michael Fish would have a seizure if he heard this......

Black hurricanes....Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 15-07-2008, 06:28 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
I was stuck for the anniversary present this year...

I was stuck for the anniversary present this year so I treated her to one of these mood rings.

It really does work, when she is in a good mood it goes green



When she’s in a bad mood it...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 09-07-2008, 06:26 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is...

Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 16-06-2008, 08:16 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
what to you get

what to you get
Forum: Torkin Bollix 16-06-2008, 08:15 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
what you want in life

what you want in life
Forum: Torkin Bollix 24-04-2008, 11:34 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
I like this one, made me smile Click Here...

I like this one, made me smile
Click Here (https://www.hedges-uk.com/joke/ThePerfectHusband.wmv)
Forum: Torkin Bollix 18-04-2008, 11:41 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
humour in one of its various guises

humour in one of its various guises
Forum: Torkin Bollix 07-11-2007, 03:53 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship...

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; John, Matt and Donna.
They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing...
Forum: Torkin Bollix 29-10-2007, 10:33 AM
Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Posted By BluFin
WOMAN'S DIARY: Saturday 20th October 2007 ...

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Saturday 20th October 2007

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I had been
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late
...
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