Forum: Torkin Bollix
02-05-2013, 10:58 AM
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Replies: 318
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Joker
I wonder if Stuart Hall will play a joker for this one?
Keanaz
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
18-03-2013, 08:30 PM
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Replies: 318
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Cyanide:
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
14-03-2013, 08:31 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Golf
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
14-03-2013, 08:13 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Blondes
There were these two blondes driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic.
The first blonde says "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree". The other says "No! Let's...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
28-02-2012, 10:53 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
a few funnies.....
Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stella?"
Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
17-02-2012, 01:15 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Keanaz
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-05-2011, 06:25 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Royal Wedding
What the TV coverage DIDN’T show!
Just heard from a royal wedding reporter mate the director was asked to avoid a disturbance near Hyde Park where during the wedding, a man was driving a large...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
01-05-2011, 06:22 PM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
Bubba.
Bubba is driving down a back road in Georgia.
A sign in front of a restaurant reads:
HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL
Lobster Tail and Beer
"Lord a'mighty," he says to himself,
"Thems my three...
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Forum: Torkin Bollix
27-04-2011, 08:55 AM
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Replies: 318
Views: 72,742
here's one:
Just had some really bad news. My Thai girlfriend has testicular cancer.
:up:
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