Brass Monkey

[Gav]

weather forecast

 

[JBP]

Weather's been like that for a few days now, great inside the harbour, not so good getting out and along the front. As Chris said in an earlier reply the Hook Sands stir it up a bit...

However, saying that the race conditions could well be ideal

 

[Gav]

Race ready!!

 

[scottyboy]

You look like one bad mutha f**ker!

 

[lobbers]

great and i'm sat next to him:

 

[Ben]

Re: Race ready!!

Amateur nonsense.

Now this is race ready...

 

[Gav]

classic! its the tefal men!!

 

[Matt]

Excellent - piss holes in yer drysuits!

 

[Gav]

Excellent - piss holes in yer drysuits!

Nah they got em on back to front, theyre **** holes!

 

[Ben]

I've always wondered what those zips were for.

 

[Matt]

You've been practising "irony" again haven't you.

 

[Ben]

You've been practising "irony" again haven't you.

Yeh, 24/7.

(No damnit, that's sarcasm. Must work on this irony thing.)

 

[Captain Chaos]

Ms Chaos does all my Irony for me............... I always burn holes in my shirts!

 

[Matt]

It's always a mistake to do the irony while wearing the shirt.

 

[Captain Chaos]

 

[Ben]

We was talkin irony here. Don't nobody be bringin no malapropisms into it.

 

[BluFin]

Err
Better make em Survival Suits Just got in a snow warning from Bracknell about 1hr aqo

 

[JBP]

what snow? Met office are now in Exeter

 

[BluFin]

what snow? Met office are now in Exeter

Thats just the headquaters, They have other offices, er the snow I drove through on the way home Alton- To B'Mouth Just a light shower.

 

[D J B]

Re: Re: Race ready!!

Amateur nonsense.

Now this is race ready...

Fook me...I thought Harold Shipman was dead