Breaking news!

[Jon Fuller]

Man thrown from boat in Solent!

Police believe one 'Mr gArfish', may have been testing his new Ribba Flickin Machine.

The Casualty, Mr Stuart Hopkins, AKA 'Borldscratcher' was thrown from a small unstable craft thought to be a Gemini rib, questions are always being asked about the safety of these flimsy craft within the highly professional hardboat community.

source CNN

 

[Gav]

is this for real ???????

 

[Jon Fuller]

Well, I didn't really hear it on CNN

 

[Rogue Wave]

On the advice of my liable lawyers I cannot comment other than to say it was coldish and I could help thinking of you JF, oh for a quilted set of Dickies.

Unfotunately matter were made worse by the fact the driver of the boat was enjoying the extra 10 knots my ejaculation gave him and it took him 3.95 minures to come back for me

 

[Jon Fuller]

Unfotunately matters were made worse by the fact the driver of the boat was enjoying the extra 10 knots my ejaculation gave him!

fruedian slip there Borldi?

 

[Rogue Wave]

fruedian slip there Borldi?

well you know how a bit of the rough stuff turns us ribbers on!

However I have to liken the experience more to going than coming!

 

[Jon Fuller]

I bet it was fkkn cold wunnit?

Did you find the oul woolie jumper helped much?

 

[Rogue Wave]

It wasn't too bad I have after all built up a layer of blubber specificaly to help combat these situations. The real irony is that I was probably the only person on the whole outing not wearing a dry suit.

By the way the giant of the boat forum world Mr Kinnit has got a great bit of portable consumer electronics re. his own speed gun!

 

[The gArfish]

Police believe one 'Mr gArfish', may have been testing his new Ribba Flickin Machine.

yus i av claymed mi furst viktim ov de seezon. fuk mee de nobbur wennt abowt 50 fut upp inn de fkin ayr an iz arrms waz gowin lyke fkin winmills onn de waiy dowen

i fink dis wil bee mi besstist evver seezon

gArf

 

[Gav]

oh dear what a feck up! just goes to show you that these rib things are dangerous mind you i have been told the scratcher is a premature ejakulater what you need is a nice hard boat where you actually sit in your seat instead of standing to attention like captain bleedin birdseye

 

[Tony Davis]

You nob, call yourself a boat builder! Everyone knows "jockey" seats are best, (I read that on fibnet) but perhaps Stu should stick to the flat rather than trying for the hurdles!

 

[Gav]

You nob, call yourself a boat builder! Everyone knows "jockey" seats are best, (I read that on fibnet) but perhaps Stu should stick to the flat rather than trying for the hurdles!

Fkkin Nob jockey seats!

 

[Johnny Rocket]

Originally posted by Tony Davis perhaps Stu should stick to the flat rather than trying for the hurdles!

It was flat -- like a fckn mill pond!

 

[JBP]

It was flat -- like a fckn mill pond!

Was over in Poole too!!!

 

[Adam]

Fkkin Nob jockey seats!

Reminds me - I was dealing with one of my foreign customers recently, whose English was not that good.

Talking about lay-outs for RIBs and he kept talking about 'Horse seats' - took me a while to realise he meant jockey seats!

 

[Tony Davis]

It was flat -- like a fckn mill pond!

Yeh, and in Alderholt! Like a pond!

 

[Rogue Wave]

Is that where the garden cat lives

 

[Tony Davis]

Yeh, if you look carefully, you can see it in the background, just left of centre.

I'm going to buy a water pistol, as I've got 3 of the feckers now!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Yeh, if you look carefully, you can see it in the background, just left of centre.

Ere, is that smoke I can see, or is it just wishful thinking

 

[Captain Chaos]

Tony, You never showed me the "cultured bit of ya garden".

Gotta be frank mate...........theres seriousely more chance of me getting a motor, than there ever is of you getting the fkin garden cat going!

BTW....gotta cat problem? by a 4ft mouse.........or av i got that wrong somewhere?