Caption competition

[Tony Davis]

I know it's not "Politically correct", but I thought it might be fun to see who can come up with a caption for this photograph.

Stolen from a US of A forum!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Conversation on Jet Ski between two fat oul tarts.

Mr Davis:... Go that way Dougal!

Mr Forsyth:... No-No we wanna go thata way Tony!

Mr Davis:... The Doughnuts are definitely that way you dumb ass copper!

(this is of course a private joke between me, fatboy Davis, and "the filth" AKA Dougal Forsyth)

 

[Louise]

"No matter how much throttle I give it, it just won't plane!!!"

 

[termite]

From the husbands

"Now were is that bloody shark"

 

[Jono]

'kin Hell! Now I feel much better about my "ample" proportions at least.....

first time I ever felt sorry for a Jet Ski too.......

How about?

" Three seater, my ass!"

 

[Steve Koss]

Looks like Ted the Drunk Woman killer Rape enabler Worthless Marxist Kennedy…Cannot see the Brand but Teddy’s weapon of choice is an Oldsmobile.

Caption should read; Danger Alcohol Bladder Keep away from open flame.

 

[Jon Fuller]

Hi Steve, welcome to Boatmad.com

Please feel free to post some stuff about your cats, and history in racing, especially in the middle east.

For those who don't know, Steve Koss is the designer/builder of the Cheetah catamarans from the US (and the middle east)

 

[Rogue Wave]

did you bring the rufees

And Garfie said if i brough my sister we could have a threesum

 

[Jon Fuller]

That would be the equivelent of a fivesum!

 

[Rogue Wave]

Not many people know this

There was asong by a couple of big Mama's called the 'Weather Girls. It's Raining Men' . before they wuz called the 'Weather Girls' they wuz called 'Two Tons Of Fun'

 

[Jon]

Hey Rosalie,

Checkout those studs over there, quick pass me the lip gloss i think one of thems giving me the eye!!!

 

[termite]

Just feel sorry for hte bloke that has to wake up next to that in the morning, especially if his paper bag fell off

Meeow

 

[termite]

Pity we don't have there e mail addresses, would love to send them this link

T

 

[Tony Davis]

I'll have a 2 X Large big mac meals, 20 chicken nuggets and 4 doughnuts to go.

Huh, lightweights! that should read:

I'll have a 2 X Large big mac meals, 20 chicken nuggets and 4 doughnuts to go.

And I'll have the same with a triple thick shake.

My kind of women, slap em on the arse and ride the wave!!!!!

 

[Jon Fuller]

My kind of women, slap em on the arse and ride the wave!!!!!

MMmnnn! Do you find yourself attracted to Fiona?

 

[Jon]

Dont worry Mister,

Ill help you find your girlfriend.

So lets see if ive got this straight, she went off with her friend on a Red Jetski right?

 

[Jon Fuller]

Ere, Lorna don't look too bad in a bikini, does she Tone!

 

[Rogue Wave]

'That Jono Gorton Got no staying power, Four strokes and that was his lot'

 

[Steve Koss]

Everyone glad to meet you and to be here...

and Best Regards Steve Koss