Chaos

[Burty]

Are you seceretly gay?
you talk about a girlfriend but every time we arrange to meet up a bloke with a wired name comes with you

 

[Gav]

Perhaps he has a "pretend" girlfriend!!

Wonder what Chaos & Ace's sleeping arrangments are on saturday nite dude?

The same sleeping bag i dare say!

 

[Matt]

I have seen a picture of a laydyboy with his hand on Captains big shiny thing.

 

[Captain Chaos]

I'm a dead man

I have seen a picture of a laydyboy with his hand on Captains big shiny thing.

what this one? The very photo i was made to swear i'd never post only 72 hrs ago

 

[Captain Chaos]

a message to Burty from Mrs Chaos

spin on this roBURT

 

[Gav]

yeah rite youve photoshopped that out of kays catalogue!

 

[Captain Chaos]

no, kays dont sell boats!

 

[Captain Chaos]

erm

in the interest of me not being single, i think i should post a slightly more flattering pic of me trouble & strife. The behatch on the left is the tart i'm going to try and set Ace up with........... 6 years being at sea, he'll fire her into the next room!

 

[Matt]

Hang on, she's pretty - what's she doing associating with you?
P.S. The phantom post changer changed my post above.

 

[Gav]

no, kays dont sell boats!

and if they did, they would probably be the shittest boats in the world.........

(carlsberg moment)

petty lady chaos..........bout time you married her

 

[Captain Chaos]

Matt...........I gathered as much.

GAv, dont go telling her that!! I've managed to convince her she's a rotter, no fella would marry her and that she's fortunate such a hunk as myself has a big heart

 

[Matt]

So how come she's broken cover at last? Is she gonna come to the next do?

 

[Matt]

And, on reflection (that's a joke, if ya spotted it), you've got yer feckin left and right mixed up.

 

[Matt]

Either that, or you're trying to set Ace up with your missus!

 

[Captain Chaos]

So how come she's broken cover at last? Is she gonna come to the next do?

I might be billy bulshitin ya!

I could be greek & this is a vein attempt to hide my obvious gayness.

BTW who voted "no"?..............is he blind?

 

[Matt]

Uh - me. I felt sorry for ya. Nearly changed the poll to Is Burty gay.

 

[Ace]

Is that who's coming on holiday- better have a hair cut.
could have shown me photo earlier

 

[Captain Chaos]

a wash wouldnt go a miss

 

[Jon Fuller]

Nice Trailer!...although it looks a bit fkkn big for that boat!

 

[Jon]

Nice pair of Rig's Chaos.

Your obviously not "behind with the rent".