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[Jon Fuller]

OK, who can tell me what this is? (yes, I know it's a Mariner 3.0 litre 225hp outboard)

But what spec is it, efi, carb????...C'mon

jf

 

[Jon]

Diesel?

 

[Jon]

Rotary?

I know its a trick question.

 

[TheMutzNuts]

looks like an engine to me!

 

[Captain Chaos]

its about a 97

someones been looking at all white phantom 21's hasnt he!

 

[Captain Chaos]

oh, sorry i beleive from around this time, they where all efi

thats what me old brochure says anyhow

 

[Matt]

Well captain, I had high expectations of you, and you came through with flying colours. Sadly it also convinces me you are a complete geek, but ya can't have it all yer own way.

 

[Captain Chaos]

i think thats a compliment, so thanks

 

[Jon Fuller]

Correctamundo, all white P21 in d channel Islands.

Just wanted to know what was under the cowl, so no, not a trick question Jon.

you never know, could end up as the ice cream truck.

 

[Captain Chaos]

i though it sounded good value.

not fancy "FAST FOREWARD" then?

has paul seen that big old Jonny on ebay. Looks a dirty old beast but feck it, its 500 squids or sommink

 

[Burty]

Is it this boat?

http://www.boatsandoutboards.co.uk/view/F40022/

 

[Jon Fuller]

Burty, That's the fella.

Chaos, dat dare 'fast foreskin' is a Ring inniit, and the graphics is bling innit, so she's more your bag than Pauls.

He's lookin for a P21, preferably turnkey, and d right wonga.

the white one is a '96, all looks pretty good, and may be negotiable, but there's the VAT and gettin the fkkr ome, so we'll see.

 

[Captain Chaos]

Listen ere you ginja gay fvckbunny! I is not a black'n.
admitadly on my to sarfhampton on sunday i did listen to - "Mr Bigstuff", "apparantly nuothing", "Younbg gifted & Black" and a shed load of UB40..........................BUT, is 100% KHonkster born & bread.

The ring was the right price and says its ready to go..............SORREEEEEEE if i was trying to help!

when you see my phantom, you'll see just how unbling it is.

and thats coming from you Mr Massive Bright Yelloa Cock Extension!!!

 

[Captain Chaos]

BTW, was that Green Crusader you asked about also a possible ice cream boat?

 

[Gav]

you Mr Massive Bright Yelloa Cock Extension!!!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Dopey nobjockey, my boat's white.

no wonder them fkkn stickers were green!

 

[Captain Chaos]

feck off..............you dont care to mention the nice golden yellow (thats the actualk name of the colour btw) i did you!

if i'm such a useless tosser, you wont be wanting my latest batch will you!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Jon Fuller]

Are yoo pithed? your typing appears to be right off the rails!


PS. I told you it was fkkn Golden Yellow!
after all, it was me who ordered the fkkn colour ....wotz your name, roger fkkn severy?

:*******:

 

[Captain Chaos]

are you sane?

Read my last post you useless illiterate nob! (spelling?)

It reads; 'the golden yellow ones I did you'........referring to the stickers. That IS ACTUALLY the Spandex (ink suppliers) reference for it. I just wrote it that way, coz they were the words you used on Sunday!

anyways, don’t know if its the real deal, but av you and the fraggle seen this:


Beastotron ]

 

[Matt]

Captain, that's the first post you've ever made where there's no schoolboy spelling mistakes (Excepting your essex slang)