Dear Machew

[jackeen's Missus]

Is there any chance at all (at all) you could be good while we are at RIBEX????

Remember how hard I worked for the Rumble and stuff? And dealing with nuts in Cowes???? (Nuts In May )

ANYWAY I was hoping that you might not perpetuate terrible slanderous things and general slagging of Jackso and me while we are on the RIB Pilgrimage. And then wiping it all off before we come back. TRUTH WILL OUT....

Pleeeeeease.

I don't really mind you applying your playful brain to torture of others...

(There's no point asking the Boss but we're on very good terms at the moment so we might be spared for a couple of days. Anyway we'll have to be out dragging Leviathan up the Itchen if the manifold caves in on the maiden voyage...)

And the gArfish and I HAVE AN AGREEMENT.

The rest of ye tend to be ladies and gents all the time...so no worries.

I WILL BE CHECKING ON YE FROM TIME TO TIME.

Missus

 

[Rogue Wave]

ANYWAY I was hoping that you might not perpetuate terrible slanderous things and general slagging of Jackso and me while we are on the RIB Pilgrimage.

Missus

Missus I don't think many people slag off Jackso, in general we have symapthy for him cos he never gets to drive a boat

 

[jackeen's Missus]

Ye were drinking that night. And I didn't hear ye complaining either (about my driving)...there we were heading for Yarmouth in the dark and poor old me wondering if the lights on my right were a ship or Lymington...

Bad news in either case I figgered....and YE WERE NO HELP AT ALL!

Missus

(We have a 50/50 rule....I drives out, he drives back or vice versa. And he's always encouraging me anyways ...

 

[jackeen's Missus]

Encouraging you to do what exactly?

To live.

Remember that for when you get married whippersnapper,

Missus

 

[Rogue Wave]

I heard his nickname is Jackellan the Navigator...stop arguing with me it's my Birthday........

Yes I remember that night you plied me with Drink and then earholed me all the way back from Cowes to try and get gArf's rel name out of me.

But I didn't buckle and to this day nobody knows it's Chuck

 

[jackeen's Missus]

DON'T MENTION THE WAR!!!



Missus

 

[Rogue Wave]

I heard his nickname is Jackellan the Navigator...stop arguing with me it's my Birthday........

Yes I remember that night you plied me with Drink and then earholed me all the way back from Cowes to try and get gArf's rel name out of me.

But I didn't buckle and to this day nobody knows it's Chuck

 

[jackeen's Missus]

deja fekin vu

Oh no...you're repeating yourself.

Put away the Cider....the sun is not yet over the yardarm.

Missus

 

[Rogue Wave]

Oh dear

please tell me that's not old age creeping up