Dirty Essex Git!

[Jon Fuller]

Just been trawling through a few old pics, and stumbled on this pic of the capitaan tekkin a piss over Distant fumble!....dirty git.

 

[Captain Chaos]

eveyone knows thats a forgery!

you wouldnt be able to see "mini captain" from that distance!

is that your vengence? Pathetic, but

 

[roofer]

looks like the captains excited looking at matts sexy legs

 

[Captain Chaos]

sexy legs??????

like fkin twigs!

 

[Ian]

Caption time

"look ma...........no hands!!!

 

[Jon]

What kind of boat shoe are you sporting in the picture Matt?

 

[Captain Chaos]

Puma hemp.....................the sportshoe of all top athletes

 

[The gArfish]

fuk mee captin. fansy wanngin yorr cokk abowt lyke dat inn pubblik. itts a wannder dat a fkin seegul daint av dat likkul werm forr iz brekfasst

gArf

 

[dbe1]

Only one course of action BAN HIM dirty Essex Noba, or make him do a forfeit and get the Fekn Trio fitted out, still cant believe that it will float

 

[Jon Fuller]

I still cant believe that it will float

MMmmmnnnnn! ....me too, not sure it has enough displacement to carry the weight! ...especially with the fat nobba sitting in it.

Also, that Matt fella really is a streak of piss innit!

 

[dbe1]

MMmmmnnnnn! ....me too, not sure it has enough displacement to carry the weight! ...especially with the fat nobba sitting in it.

Also, that Matt fella really is a streak of piss innit!

Must agree he has got lucky legs ........................ Lucky them don't break

 

[Jon Fuller]

He wasn't washing the boat, as many may have thought, he was actually breakdancing on the deck.

Chaos looks on at Matts moves with envy!

 

[dbe1]

He wasn't washing the boat, as many may have thought, he was actually breakdancing on the deck.

Chaos looks on at Matts moves with envy!

Hence Chaos taking a leak, he cant contain his excitement any longer (or should that be shorter in his case)

 

[Andy Edwards]

me cuzuns chicinz look simla

 

[Jon Fuller]

Ya cuzuns, or ya Unc's?

 

[Johnny Rocket]

They are actually 'racing' legs

Pipecleaner legs more like!

 

[Burty]

eveyone knows thats a forgery!

you wouldnt be able to see "mini captain" from that distance!

is that your vengence? Pathetic, but

Dude thats got to be 6" aint it?

 

[Captain Chaos]

nope..............its not that wide!