downashuns wontid

[The gArfish]

i nead sum ekstra munny sow az i cann gett pist att fkin crismus.

ifn sum fkker wil giv mee 50 pownds eyll giv em deez fkin clokks an 1 yeers amnisty fromm avin de pis taykin owt ov dem.


gArf

sp. monass nead nott aply unles hee paiys 500pownds an evun den hee downt gett de fkin clokks.

 

[Jon Fuller]

ere gArf, one of m's gorn fkkn blick!

 

[The gArfish]

one of ems gorn fkkn blick!

i noe dat, yew fkker. itts mi contrybewshun too rayshul armonny.

enywaiys yew likkul stinnka, wy iz de toob mobb saiyin dat yorr a smely fkker.

 

[WAVEJUMPER]

"sp. monass nead nott aply unles hee paiys 500pownds an evun den hee downt gett de fkin clokks"

Garf, that tachometer would be ideal for Mantoss's foulcan cos the boat disintegrates over 4000rpm anyway. Mind you Mantoss said he had been working on his vmax, probably only revs to 4k now anyway!

 

[Jon Fuller]

enywaiys yew likkul stinnka, wy iz de toob mobb saiyin dat yorr a smely fkker.

Do you know what gArfie, I'm starting to think that, that Chuck fella doesn't like me

 

[Louise]

I do like the 'faux cardboard' fascia, gArfie. Would look great in a Phantom I reckon!

 

[Rogue Wave]

Nothing Faux about that carboard Mrs. It's the genuine article.!

 

[Louise]

Oh yeah! Must get my eyes tested again!

 

[Gav]

i nead sum ekstra munny sow az i cann gett pist att fkin crismus.

ifn sum fkker wil giv mee 50 pownds eyll giv em deez fkin clokks
/B]

Where you dig them out from?.......did u get em of "Barbie & Ken's Searay"??

They look a bit "Faggity" :crimbo2:

 

[The gArfish]

Re: Re: downashuns wontid

.......did u get em of "Barbie & Ken's Searay"?

nahh i nikt de fkkers owt ov a crankky owld speadbote dat ad fel to fkin bitts

i fink itt waz corld a seekwel

gArf

 

[Gav]

Re: Re: Re: downashuns wontid

nahh i nikt de fkkers owt ov a crankky owld speadbote dat ad fel to fkin bitts

i fink itt waz corld a seekwel

gArf

your so predictable garf! come on you can do better than that..........

are u losing your touch?

 

[The gArfish]

Re: Re: Re: Re: downashuns wontid

your so predictable garf!

i new yood saiy dat.

gArf

 

[Gav]

i can read u like an ex boxer!

thats why one of your clocks has a black facia, youve whacked it ait ya you fkkin thug!

anyway Mr Turpin dem clocks which came out of an old ssekwel were only 19.99 for the set!! U Robin B'stard

 

[The gArfish]

U Robin B'stard

yus i lernt mi trayde att JbT mareen

gArf

 

[Johnny Rocket]

JBT Maureen? Who's she?

 

[Rogue Wave]

JBT Maureen? Who's she?

I think she's called Diva or something like that!

 

[Gav]

I think she's called Diva or something like that!

Deva marine??

 

[The gArfish]

Deva marine??

nahh nott fkin dojjy deeva. jBt mareen onn de sowf cowst. fuk mee heez de biggist deeler ov ribbs inn orl de wurld.

hee az 43 peepul werkin inn de complaynts deeparrtmint

gArf

 

[Jon Fuller]

hee az 43 peepul werkin inn de complaynts deeparrtmint

gArf

That's nothing! Imaging how many work in the complaints department at Foulcoon!