Ebay Crap

[Ian]

Here are some recent quotes taken from ads on Ebay. They are all true…

Plancraft Stingray: “The propeller is a nice shiny stainless steel one…..”

Unknown: “included are water ski's and a wet suite”
A wet suite ??

Phantom 16: “I have advertised this boat elsewhere so i may pull it off at anytime”
‘Whatever turns you on mate’

Waverider Mustang: “Ready to go, all she needs is an engine, control unit and drop of juice”
‘Not quite that fekkin ready then’

Dateline Bikini: the hull is beautiful and original condition built by sunseeker………
‘Honest……was it really made by Sunseeker'

 

[Ian]

More....

“we have tried to show the boat as best we can”
‘Your best isn’t that good is it?’

 

[Ian]

more....

“SPIRIT 165 V INBOARD 3.0LT MERCRUSIER ENGINE 140HP
*****FLETCHER COPY*****

‘which type of Fletcher is it a copy of ?…..one of those Glastron type Fletchers?’

 

[JBP]

Re: More....

“we have tried to show the boat as best we can”
‘Your best isn’t that good is it?’

Ian any chance of a link to the Sorcerer?

 

[Matt]

His best might not be that good - but it looks like it might be good enough for JBP!!!

 

[Ian]

Re: Re: More....

Ian any chance of a link to the Sorcerer?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1296&item=4552288014&rd=1

Try this......I hope you've got more than £36 to spend.

 

[Jono]

Re: Re: More....

Ian any chance of a link to the Sorcerer?

Oi..!! Feck' off....I saw it first.....this time......

 

[JBP]

Re: Re: Re: More....

Oi..!! Feck' off....I saw it first.....this time......

Go for it!!

 

[Jono]

Re: Re: Re: Re: More....

Go for it!!

Mmmmm...so what's wrong with it then?.... You rolled over far too easily....

 

[JBP]

Here's what we did with the last one from last November.

 

[Jono]

Here's what we did with the last one from last November.

..Oh, you mean MY boat?

 

[TheOrs]

Here are some recent quotes taken from ads on Ebay.

Is "Billy No boat!" looking for a new boat then?

 

[Ian]

Re: Re: Ebay Crap

Is "Billy No boat!" looking for a new boat then?

Allways lookin

Problem is most of 'em sell for more than the 99p starting price. Just keeping an eye on the market more than anything.

I know its not very 'proprider' but I was out on a mates 19ft 5.0L Maxxum last week and it is a superb 'family' type boat. The missus would never moan at me with all them cup holders. Trouble is, after being on one of those......the stuff that I can afford, aint worth buying.

 

[JBP]

..Oh, you mean MY boat?

Well to get it that good, you got to split it, re-glass the bottom inside, re-fit the transom, re-spray top nd bottom then put it all back together with new seats, 'A' frame, engine, steering nd controls.

to be honest that's probably what's needed of the one in this post too so see why I 'rolled over so quick'!!