F**KING SCROTES!!!!

[Matt]

Woke up this morning to find some cock sucking scrotes have nicked the nissan! The coppa's found it about 20 miles away, it's currently sitting in a secure building until the forensics finish with it - they reckon it might have been used in a crime. The damage looks fixable, but is probably extensive enough to write it off from an insurance perspective. Wasn't allowed to touch it so don't know if the mechanicals are OK.
Words can't describe how pissed off I am!

 

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[jw.]

Matt, shoot the bu**ers if you find 'em.

 

[Captain Chaos]

Mate, thats a real cvnt!

I just dont undestand some people!

 

[Jon]

Chavscum i expect.

Bad news that matt, hope things turn out ok in the end mate.

 

[Gav]

matt sorry to hear this mate, ****ers! i had a car nicked once, they pinched the alloys, then dumped the car on the ground, battered every panel in, smashed all windows, and then scattered all my belongings everywhere and to add insult ripped a picture of my lad in half and left it on the dash........... feckin 's

sympathies :frown:

 

[Tony Davis]

Anyone know the whereabouts of Jono, looks like a case of repossesion if you ask me!

 

[Matt]

At least they left the walnut interior.

 

[Jono]

Anyone know the whereabouts of Jono, looks like a case of repossesion if you ask me!

Right over here, big fella.. but I'll tell you summat... It warn't no Brumagen boys who nicked that motor... not with it being so well known locally... must 'ave been sum of yer genuine southern scum bags...

 

[Matt]

That was my first thought too.

... must 'ave been sum of yer genuine southern scum bags...

 

[Captain Chaos]

Matt, can i ask...woz it wogged from ya house?

they had some fkin front to do that!

 

[Jon Fuller]

I'd be lookin round borldscratchers gaff! he's had his eye on them chrome rear light shields for a while now!

And that thingy that stops the engine when you turn the key off

I'd like to shoot the tossers that did that!

 

[Captain Chaos]

i just cant beleive that:

(a) a 6m rib cn do that much damage &
(b) Matt would fabricate such a tissue of lies to cover himself!

 

[Captain Chaos]

I'd like to shoot the tossers that did that!

yeh people that nick things are real wrongn's eh Jon?

I just cant understand peeps mindset though......Ok, so we've all tea leafed sommink in our time....but why just smash it to **** with such utter disregard?

those hillbillies must all be relations to that famous german centre forward "Kuntz"

 

[Tony Davis]

......Ok, so we've all tea leafed sommink in our time

Yeh, come to think of it, you were round on Saturday, and when I looked in my fridge on Sunday, all the pies were gone!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Captain Chaos]

its a long trip back from your gaff

 

[WAVEJUMPER]

Nobbers

Sorry to hear that Matt. It begs the question, why would someone nick a Patrol unless:
1. they want to use it to nick something by towing it away,
2. or they want to nick something offroad.
Definatly not for a police chase, cos I am guessing they are not especially fast! The usual faves wiv joyriding scum is Chavaliers or skierras!
Judging by the frontal damage maybe they used it to ram raid something.?

Hope u get it sorted Matt

Wave

 

[BluFin]

Chavscum i expect.

See this link

http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=803

I lost one once turned up 8 months later..
Why coz the tax ran out and it got a ticket.. Funny thing was you could read the index no from clapham nick steps, they walked past it for months .....................Dolt!!!!