For a Special Couple...

[willowkis]

Kathleen,

I don't know what you mean?

 

[jackeen's Missus]

That's Simon Johnson's old avatar!!!Thought we'd seen the last of that !!! (Oh now you've gone & removed it!!!!!Good!!!)

No wonder JK won't allow avatars!!!!

Missus

 

[willowkis]

I will behave myself......

 

[willowkis]

Thank you for your patience Kathleen...

 

[willowkis]

Looks like you're all sorted then.

Yes thank you Matt

 

[jackeen's Missus]

Just need to use a 'stream of consciousness' approach to tie all this together later!!!!

It's possible though!!!!

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[willowkis]

Good Luck Missus

 

[jw.]

You folk are obviously bored.

 

[willowkis]

No, not boredom... Just friends helping each other out ....

 

[Louise]

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Missus

OK. Let's get this back on thread.

And, in the best traditions of the media, if the news ain't forthcoming from the primary source, let's just make it up!!!

My money's on a betrothal announcement and I reckon I know the names of the happy couple....

Gypsy & Kanga!

 

[willowkis]

Ooooh I love a wedding..... that's fantastic news... let's hope it gets confirmed.....

 

[jackeen's Missus]

Thread's OK actually



It's Gypsy and Roo to you...
(And they've fallen out a little...)

Stop digging Mrs. N!!

You've got the right idea...getting very warm...

WAIT!!!!!!

Missus

 

[Louise]

OK, how about this snippet then.

Following quite a lengthy and difficult separation, it was announced today that Distant Rumble's outdrives have been reconciled. Left outdrive said, "It was difficult without Right Outdrive. We were always meant to be together."

 

[Louise]

Bananashark and Water still seem to be finding it difficult to stay together, though.

 

[Louise]

Just a reference to THAT PICTURE. You know, the one where the boat is out of the water. I'm wasted! (in the old-fashioned sense of the word)

 

[Louise]

Maybe I'm on the wrong track entirely...

Perhaps it's the imminent pitter-patter of tiny feet...

A baby gArf on the way??

 

[The gArfish]

OK, how about this snippet then.

allooo mississ nobbur ow av yew bin. yew aint bin powstin mucch laytily sow i spose de swinngin sceen in reddin iz buzzin.

i ope dat ole tirmite aint gettin dowen onn iz bendid nee. heel gett fkin arfritys att iz aige + a bigg fkin aike inn iz pokkitt. stil i spose thay saiy dat a mann iz innkompleet til hees marrid.

den hees fkin finnishd

gArf

 

[Louise]

As I'm sure you're aware, gArf, there are plenty of ways for a Nobber to amuse herself in the county of Berks.

 

[Louise]

So, if we're back to marriage proposals - is it anything to do with Chrisallse and a pigeon?

 

[Louise]

Or maybe your toy fishing rod and pink back massager have finally got it together?