Forr sayul

[The gArfish]

1 x anker bilt owt ov staynliss steal, verry fkin shyny an sum flairs throwd inn forr fuk orl

wan undrid pownds

1 x fkin batery charjer mareen spec siksty kwid, brannd noo

rools ov ingayjmint.....

noe bastuds norf ov wotferd too aply
nonn payirs wil be reepawtid too charly kraye
i rezerv de rite too ennd dis sayl erly az de bitts arr orlso onn de fkin eebay


gArf

 

[MrRob]

Say what now?

 

[Burty]

Say what now?

Can you not read?

gArf says he has a very shiny stainless steel anchor for sale £100 if bought he will give you some flares too. He also has a brand new marine spec battery charger for £60

 

[jw.]

And since Brum is north of Watford you're out of luck.

 

[Ian]

And since Brum is north of Watford you're out of luck.

Unless, of course, Mr Rob is not a 'bastud' then he should be okay.

 

[Johnny Rocket]

Unless, of course, Mr Rob is not a 'bastud' then he should be okay.

Looks like he's out of luck then!



















Sorry. Jon Fuller made me do it!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Hey Johnny, are the rumours true that you got yourself 'thrown out' of a certain public event today? .....(fkkn rif-raf)

 

[Johnny Rocket]

No, it was a very exclusive private event!

 

[Jon Fuller]

You certainly seem to be making enemies all over the place these days, you wanna be more pleasant to people, like what I am!

I'd start by banning 50% of your members, get rid of all the useless dopey fkkrs! I could help with choosing the names if you like

EDIT>: Just read my own post, and realised it really auta read 75%

 

[Johnny Rocket]

get rid of all the useless dopey fkkrs!

Fair call.

You're banned!

 

[Jon Fuller]

..very good mr bond.

 

[The gArfish]

are the rumours true that you got yourself 'thrown out' of a certain public event today?

yus de rewmers arr troo, hee woz cort pikkin pokkits agen.

wot i wont too noe iz ow de fuk cann a tenn fut torl bastud bee frowen owt bi a forr fut likkul weady bastud fromm devun

fuk mee de shear dissgrais ov itt orl.

gArf



sp. fuk orf mi sayuls thred. i nead de munny

 

[Gav]

iyl giv yew fowty qwid fore yewer batry charjer gArfy

 

[The gArfish]

iyl giv yew fowty qwid fore yewer batry charjer gArfy

eym nott shewer. iz wher yew livv norf ov wotferd orr wot


gArf

 

[Gav]

eym nott shewer. iz wher yew livv norf ov wotferd orr wot


gArf

noe kideeminsteer iz sowth ov yew, yew nobstick