fuk mee eym waystid. wot a crismus dat waz. wee wennt to de fkin muvver innlors. wot a wich. shee gott orl fkin arrsy cuz i waz sikk inn de triful. i jus wypt orl de bigg bitts offf an yew cudunt tel de diferrense
shee waz nott amewsed wen mi boyy yewsed de fkin chaynsore i bort im forr crismus to plaiy lummberjakks wiv de crismus trea. itt landid onn de fkin telyvishun wich prommptly bloo upp, bownced onnto hir peekineez an kild itt an starrtid a eliktrikul fyre wich deestroid de kichin. fkin gud jobb i fink, hir cukins orribul.
den de misiss cort mee tryin too gett inn hir cuzzins nikkers. i sed eym sory. i thort itt waz yew mi darrlin. sinnse wen av i ad lonng blonnd hare an bigg titts yew fkker shee sed.
enywaiy i amm ritin dis from jale. i gott arestid forr rydin de mowto intto chirch forr de middnite masss. fuk mee de lasst tyme i wennt upp de fkin isle i wasunt movin sow fasst i cann tel yew.