Names
Kid is my school called James Cack.....poor boy changed his name to James Carr a few years ago, this was an ingenious plan and was running ever so smoothly untill last xmas when me mate walked into the pub completely bladdered....spotted the said fella and then shouted (as if through a 1000KW Pa system)
"Oi Cack, Long time no see".............
..........I just up & left!
so **** really does stick!