How far can you fling the cow?

[willowkis]

http://www.flingthecow.com/flash/

 

[bogib]

Þessi leikur er hreinasta helvíti, ekkert andskotans stig
This game is f*****g s**t, no f*****g point
:hot: :hot:

 

[Jon Fuller]

Steady on, it's only a bit of fun!

 

[Chrisallse]

Þessi leikur er hreinasta helvíti, ekkert andskotans stig
This game is f*****g s**t, no f*****g point
:hot: :hot:

I take it you didnt do too well...

 

[Jon Fuller]

 

[willowkis]

Þessi leikur er hreinasta helvíti, ekkert andskotans stig
This game is f*****g s**t, no f*****g point

THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!

 

[The gArfish]

THERE IS NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE!

ow iz de bowgi bein rood .dat luks lyke plane inglish too mee eckespt forr de gobbuldygewk wot hee rit furst. dem bastuds hoo didd de kow flikkin gaim av nikt de deesine forr mi ribba flikkin masheen butt i doo lyke de eydea ov de morr yew old de kattapult dowen de farrer de ribba gows. ifn yew old itt dowen forr too owers yew mite gett a ribba onn de fkin mewn. wan smorl stepp forr a ribba butt wan bigg fkin stepp forr mannkynd. espeshully ifn wee cud gett orl de fkkers upp der.

gArf

 

[willowkis]

gArfish..... I am so pleased you are back....

 

[Chrisallse]

Garf..how do you fancy selling me a Rib flikin machine, i want to fix it on the back of my landy so that i can launch the boat from the car park..

 

[The gArfish]

i want to fix it on the back of my landy

yood doo beter ficksin de flikka masheen onn de bakk ov de fkin bote an lornchin de lanrowver innto de fkin see. dats too problums sulved inn wan fkin gow.

gArf

 

[Chrisallse]

OK the games up Garf i have managed to get a picture of you on your boat....no wonder you dont like fkin Ribs.

 

[The gArfish]

OK the games up Garf

oy yew ole bastud . wher yew gett dat pikk ov mee powchin de fkin sammon inn de bewly rivver inn mi corricul, arr yew wan ov dem papparatzi or sumfink. wot shutta spead didd yew yewse. wot sawt ov cammerra waz itt .hoo maid de fillum

gArf

 

[Chrisallse]

Thats not all i fkin know Garf if you dont stop knocking the Ribs i am going to spill the beans about you, the Vicars wife and that pony. And i have got fkin pictures of that too....I also know about your 'habit'....you should get help..

 

[The gArfish]

i am going to spill the beans about you, the Vicars wife and that pony.

de blakkmale wownt werk yew nobbur. itts comon nollij dat i waz shaggin de vikkers wyfe wen hee caim ome erly fromm a fewneral cuz de unndertaiker ad losst de fkin boddy. i jus yewsed iz oss too maik mi iscaip. :bolt enyfing ellse iz rewmor an inyewendo

gArf:

ewps de fkin bowlter daint bowlt sow eyve givv im a kikk upp de arrse

yus dat werkt

 

[Chrisallse]

I know more than you fkin think Garf....i have even got a picture of you with the Vicar before he found out about your goings on..and i can tell you he dont look so fkin happy now..

 

[Chrisallse]

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[The gArfish]

I know more than you fkin think Garf

yew mite wel doo yew scrote butt yew obbviusly downt no enuf. yew bort a lanrowver an a falcun

gArf

de bowlter iz noww mendid

 

[Chrisallse]

OK...so i need to see a therapist but at least i could give away my Landy and boat (or at least lose it) what you going to do about your 'Habit'

 

[willowkis]

God this thread's gone to pot...

Missus

Maybe it should be headed...... "How far can you throw gArf?"

 

[willowkis]

Well thats all from me..... I'm off to

Night Night all and gArf