*** Life jacket for hire ***

[Tony Davis]

A slightly used, but still in serviceable condition Hutchwilco is availabe to rent on a race by race basis.

£20 per race, discount on multiple hires.

Cheques to be made payable to either RSPCA or "Waggi Tails" ! it's where my best pal Alfie came from.

 

[Tony Davis]

£20.00 would keep a dog like Alfie fed for a couple of weeks. Go on, his little tummy is empty!

 

[Captain Chaos]

Ah.....you big softie

 

[Captain Chaos]

is he a new'n?

 

[Jon Fuller]

No, he's a useless fat fecka, just like his owner, and they've had him years. (also think he's poof, like his oul man)

 

[Matt]

Is it a race winning life jacket?

 

[Gav]

Is it a race winning life jacket?

dopey tw*t!!! its a fkkin DOG

 

[Jon Fuller]

did you mean to say "Championship wining"?

 

[Captain Chaos]

Ah.........i know the chappy now.........he's the one i remember as "bear" and he's always got his tongue hangin out................thats the dog, not the owner

Championship Shampionship...............I've read those old mags TD len t me Fuller. Cruser Class was a farce, there was only you pair of plums and some ole grandad in a Fletcher Faro that were competing!

 

[Tony Davis]

No, he's a useless fat fecka, just like his owner, and they've had him years. (also think he's poof, like his oul man)

Well, what do you expect, he's GINGER !

 

[Silversurfer]

Heh Tony may well take you up on that at some time CB! has sorted me out for ALLHALLOWS will you be there?

Feeling pretty sorry for the dog though - can i take a third passenger!

 

[DAVE]

Tony, would you like to sell the Hutchwilco ?

 

[Jon]

Tony,

Ill hire the dog for £20.00.

I could do with the excercise.

 

[Tony Davis]

Tony, would you like to sell the Hutchwilco ?

No thanks, It's the only thing I have left from racing, other than a sore shoulder and a ginger mate who keeps whinging!

You could always buy a new one from Adam.

 

[Johnny Rocket]

No thanks, It's the only thing I have left from racing

You sentimental old "has been"!

 

[Matt]

Actually, he's a "know has-been" whatever that is. Does it mean he knows he's a has been?