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Lords of The Ring 1V - Bodger Parade
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Lords of the Ring....The Ring Takes Hold...
Episode X11
Billygo and Legless entranced though they were responded immediately to the Twin Order of The Tenfoot Ruler and The Amp Meister...
Hanging their heads in sudden shame they spied their reflection in the water (lit by a street light for continuity's sake Cooks)..
Horrified they realised their former beauty was no more...no more were they the dashing young Nobbers that gaily frolicked in Middle Solent...the dark power and the stench of the double stroke had ruined them forever...
Billygo Baggins was heard to wail 'I used to be cute once'!!!
(missus I was there. I heard him. Just don't even try to deny it)
Episode X11
Billygo and Legless entranced though they were responded immediately to the Twin Order of The Tenfoot Ruler and The Amp Meister...
Hanging their heads in sudden shame they spied their reflection in the water (lit by a street light for continuity's sake Cooks)..
Horrified they realised their former beauty was no more...no more were they the dashing young Nobbers that gaily frolicked in Middle Solent...the dark power and the stench of the double stroke had ruined them forever...
Billygo Baggins was heard to wail 'I used to be cute once'!!!
(missus I was there. I heard him. Just don't even try to deny it)
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Lords of the Ring
Episode X111
'Listen up you scallwags...great damage has been done here'
proclaimed the Great gods (in one voice).
No longer will you be able to star in fillums like Cookee does but you are going to be attached to that RING which shall do you great harm unless...'
At this Billygo and Legless looked up in hope (along with the leprechauns...mustn't forget them...)...
'UNLESS YOU DO THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!!'
The frightened listeners nodded eagerly (afraid of being cast out like so much froth and bubbles)
'ONE!'
'YOU WILL INSULATE THE RING SO IT CANNOT HARM YOU. WE AVE CHECKED WITH JW AND DM AND JAXO AND SUCHLIKE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CUT INTO IT AND ENCIRCLE IT WITH A RUBBERY MATERIAL
TWO!
YOU WILL HAVE TO ATTACH A BOATMAD STICKER TO AID IDENTIFICATION INCLUDING NAMING AND SHAMING IN PUBLIC
THREE!
THE RING IS NOT TO RECEIVE A STOOPID NAME LIKE THE NAME OF AN OBSCURE SONG THAT KILLS THE FUN AT POKER RUNS'
'WE WANT IT TO BE CALLED ''MY PRECIOUS'' '
DO YOU AGREE?????'
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Episode X111
'Listen up you scallwags...great damage has been done here'
proclaimed the Great gods (in one voice).
No longer will you be able to star in fillums like Cookee does but you are going to be attached to that RING which shall do you great harm unless...'
At this Billygo and Legless looked up in hope (along with the leprechauns...mustn't forget them...)...
'UNLESS YOU DO THE FOLLOWING THREE THINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER!!!'
The frightened listeners nodded eagerly (afraid of being cast out like so much froth and bubbles)
'ONE!'
'YOU WILL INSULATE THE RING SO IT CANNOT HARM YOU. WE AVE CHECKED WITH JW AND DM AND JAXO AND SUCHLIKE AND YOU WILL HAVE TO CUT INTO IT AND ENCIRCLE IT WITH A RUBBERY MATERIAL
TWO!
YOU WILL HAVE TO ATTACH A BOATMAD STICKER TO AID IDENTIFICATION INCLUDING NAMING AND SHAMING IN PUBLIC
THREE!
THE RING IS NOT TO RECEIVE A STOOPID NAME LIKE THE NAME OF AN OBSCURE SONG THAT KILLS THE FUN AT POKER RUNS'
'WE WANT IT TO BE CALLED ''MY PRECIOUS'' '
DO YOU AGREE?????'
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BIG MANIFEST TO THE BEARER
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Lords of The Ring...The Sad Conclusion
Episode X1V
Desperately frightened by thoughts of the dreadful punishments that could be inflicted upon them (like Black Death and being force fed fekkin shark) the two companions realised too late that many hard hours of angle grinding and console drilling and birds nest electrics lay ahead if they were to remain safe...
They agreed sadly and left finally for home, dragging the Ring after them.
And so as the little leprechauns made their way back to the shebeen at Middle Solent, the End of The World, the gods of the Domain made themselves invisible once more and order was restored to Middle Solent....only the sounds of a clever little Robin perched on a nearby banana to disturb the Blue Ice of early dawn...
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Episode X1V
Desperately frightened by thoughts of the dreadful punishments that could be inflicted upon them (like Black Death and being force fed fekkin shark) the two companions realised too late that many hard hours of angle grinding and console drilling and birds nest electrics lay ahead if they were to remain safe...
They agreed sadly and left finally for home, dragging the Ring after them.
And so as the little leprechauns made their way back to the shebeen at Middle Solent, the End of The World, the gods of the Domain made themselves invisible once more and order was restored to Middle Solent....only the sounds of a clever little Robin perched on a nearby banana to disturb the Blue Ice of early dawn...
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Look once more for they must alter the Dark One. They cannot cope with the full Power of the Darkside...
So the next time you see it the Ring will be altered forever...
Made safe for the Bone people (you know ...peeps with Ribs...and Backbones
) of Middle Solent...
So the next time you see it the Ring will be altered forever...
Made safe for the Bone people (you know ...peeps with Ribs...and Backbones
) of Middle Solent...Attachments
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Some questions remain unanswered...
Will our gentle Heroes really cope with the Darkside Power?
Where did they acquire the Ring?
Why don't Billy Go?
When will Billy Go?
Perhaps those of you who will meet our heroes soon can follow these queries up and report back to us all...
There are morals of the story to be relayed too...
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Will our gentle Heroes really cope with the Darkside Power?
Where did they acquire the Ring?
Why don't Billy Go?
When will Billy Go?
Perhaps those of you who will meet our heroes soon can follow these queries up and report back to us all...
There are morals of the story to be relayed too...
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I guess it could be called 'Ring of Fire' or in the light of this very public humiliation mebbe 'Yours is no disgrace'
'Bugle Billy' is being norty again so a few weeks yet, 'Aretha' is coming on well however. 'Wake up call' is going like a train (express) and 'Wont get fooled again' is just sitting in the yard absolutely refusing to spontaneously combust
I am off to Dover for three days so see you all later
'Bugle Billy' is being norty again so a few weeks yet, 'Aretha' is coming on well however. 'Wake up call' is going like a train (express) and 'Wont get fooled again' is just sitting in the yard absolutely refusing to spontaneously combust
I am off to Dover for three days so see you all later
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it is i who lost the precious........
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Afraid so, did you want to borrow her for the poker run ? afterall you could hardly do anything to harm her.
Would love to go back through the boats history and find all the nobbers who owned her previous to you and and tried laying fibre glass on top of gloss paint and oily bilges. And who paints a boat with a bass broom fer feck sake. Still make a good project
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Small world innit...
Everything comes to light eventually...
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Everything comes to light eventually...
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I have it on gairly good authority that Pete is fitting A pedolo power unit into the Hull.. I guess he could call it wait for it The Ring Cycle
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Good one Waver
Destination The Great Lake in Southsea
'COME IN NO. 21!!!!!!!!!'
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Destination The Great Lake in Southsea
'COME IN NO. 21!!!!!!!!!'
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