Matt's e bay purchases

[Tony Davis]

Hey Matt, I see you've been busy. Fancy paying all that for a steering ram, I've got loads of them! Your going to have to buy new hoses now though, coz yours wont fit.

 

[Matt]

Yeh, I got a bit carried away, especially when I remembered I've already got a spare!! DOH!

(I blame the beer )

 

[Matt]

I'm not as bad as chaos though, who's just spent another load of dosh on bling for his boat, but still doesn't have an engine. Wot a nob.

 

[Captain Chaos]

yeh..................well if i'm going to be breaking down all year.........I got to look at my best whilst being towed in!

 

[roofer]

captain, sorry to disappoint you but you need an engine before you can break down!

 

[Matt]

He doesn't need an engine to be towed around though - maybe that's his plan.

 

[Jon]

Yeah, but who's gonna do the towing?

 

[Jon Fuller]

Well it aint gonna be Matt, unless he gets a fkkn move on!

 

[roofer]

diesel engines have plenty of torque, ideal for towing .

 

[Jon Fuller]

Clearly, but the owner has to be a nice bloke, and I don't qualify on that front

 

[Gav]

Clearly, but the owner has to be a nice bloke, and I don't qualify on that front

oh yr ok........................in very very small doses!!!!

 

[Jon Fuller]

oh yr ok........................in very very small doses!!!!

Na, you don't really know me!

 

[Captain Chaos]

lets analise "nice bloke"

Nice - Can be sometimes.........depends if the painters are in!
Bloke - questionable

 

[Louise]

analise

Did you really mean to say that?!

 

[Gav]

Na, you don't really know me!

well thats the last blasted compliment you get off me ya FGT:wink:

 

[Captain Chaos]

sorry maddam!

us gayboys must have it on the brain!..................whens the freckly git gonna put a spell checker on this forum?

 

[Louise]

 

[Gav]

sorry maddam!

us gayboys must have it on the brain!..................whens the freckly git gonna put a spell checker on this forum?

US gayboys?????????????????????????????????

speak for yr self ya bandit

 

[Jon Fuller]

sorry maddam!

whens the freckly git gonna put a spell checker on this forum?

We've got one.....Louise!

 

[Gav]

Spellchecker wouldnt be any use whatsoever!

Too many words like

fkkin
Tw*t
FGT
nobba
dickweed
bastud



need i say more...........oh and gArfy wud be totally bollixed