merry christmas.

[roofer]

just like to wish everyone on here a happy christmas and hope santa empties his sac under your tree

 

[Jon Fuller]

and hope santa empties his sac under your tree

 

[Louise]

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Shake 'n' Vac'!

 

[Jon Fuller]

you're disgusting!

 

[Captain Chaos]

I concur........in the imortal words of Peter Cook, she's a "dirty cow".



I just hope santa doesnt have too much trouble getting my small parcel all the way from tenessee

 

[Jon Fuller]

I just hope santa doesnt have too much trouble getting my small parcel all the way from tenessee

Pray tell!

 

[Jon]

Yeah,

happy Christmas to all you boaters out there and a prosperous new year.

 

[Jon Fuller]

Yo, Mr Don, I had a wee peek at ya boat on Monday.

 

[Captain Chaos]

That means you've only got 24hrs before he swipes it!

 

[Jon]

Yo, Mr Don, I had a wee peek at ya boat on Monday.

Its no good peeking at it mate, she needs some maintenance and new antifoul!

Nice hull isnt it?

 

[Jon Fuller]

Yeah, it looks cool.....a very sexy beast!

Looks like it would be a very soft ride!

 

[Jon]

Did you notice the built in hooks at the rear of the hull? Just before the trim tabs.

 

[Jon Fuller]

No

 

[Jon]

That means you've only got 24hrs before he swipes it!

Oooh! Thats sharp Captain.

 

[Jon Fuller]

You'll have to forgive the captain, he's from Essex!

 

[Captain Chaos]

Not really arm from eest London mate

 

[Jon]

You sound like a proper Gangsta captain.

You wanna watch someone dont bust a cap in your ass mate.

 

[Jon Fuller]

A proper 'Ginster' more like (Pork Pie)

 

[Captain Chaos]

I may look like a villian but I'm soft as dog-plop really!

 

[Captain Chaos]

you'll pay Jonny!!!

Dont forget, I know where you live!