Missing

[Gav]

Who Stole my Bart hat eh?????


come on own up............

 

[JamesM]

When and where did you last see it?

 

[Gav]

on someones head at matts house

 

[Captain Chaos]

gav...........noone wogged ya hate geezer........you just got too sozzled and left it pride of place on matts mantlepiece.

I beleive I know of its whereabouts

 

[Gav]

gav...........noone wogged ya hate geezer........you just got too sozzled and left it pride of place on matts mantlepiece.

I beleive I know of its whereabouts

oh do you now????

 

[JamesM]

on someones head at matts house

I threw it across the room to you dude.

I'm sure Matt will put it in a jiffy bag for ya!!!

 

[Gav]

YOU THREW MY BART HAT

 

[JamesM]

its okay, you caught it!!!

 

[Gav]

its okay, you caught it!!!

Thank god 4 that.......

so who the fkinel's got it

 

[Gav]

I'll have a look around.

cheers shag

 

[Gav]

Farnborough police have issued a statement regarding a Bart hat,

Detective cheif town fool "mathew Yorke", said at a press conference this evening "We are doing all in our power to recover the missing bart hat which belongs to a certain Gav71......................Please please please if anyone has any information as to the whereabouts of 'BART HAT' please contact matt , down at the boatmad station"

Mr Yorke also added "See attatched Photofit, if you know the person in the hat.........WE WANT TO KNOW!"

 

[Gav]

WHERS MY FKIN HAIR????

 

[Gav]

Ok i have narrowed it down to these SUSPECTS.....


1/ Matt "the hat" Yorke
2/ Captain "the payoff" Chaos
3/ Jonny "the Getaway" Fuller

You know who you are , fkin tee leefs

 

[Burty]

Ok i have narrowed it down to these SUSPECTS.....


1/ Matt "the hat" Yorke
2/ Captain "the payoff" Chaos
3/ Jonny "the Getaway" Fuller

You know who you are , fkin tee leefs

Technicially could jonny steal it as he bought it in the first place?

 

[Gav]

Technicially could jonny steal it as he bought it in the first place?

mmmm good question!

right i'll get my solicitor onto that one Burty

 

[Jon Fuller]

I haven't got ya fkkn att!

'Yorkie boys' gotta be ya man, he's bad to the bone!

 

[Captain Chaos]

and he's very boney

 

[Gav]

Well lets look at the evidence shall we.............

 

[Captain Chaos]

whoever made that hat couldnt spell PRAT correctly

 

[Gav]

whoever made that hat couldnt spell PRAT correctly