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Jon Fuller

Jon Fuller

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Location
South
Cruising area
South Coast
Boat name
Leviathan
Boat make
Phantom 28
http://rib.net/forum/showthread.php?p=78673#post78673

It must be something to do with Falcons! does it do 70, or 74? that's a ffkn big difference!, and probably more like 65 anyway.

As for Mantoss polishing his crank, fitting boysen valves, and changing the injectors in the carbs!....I ask you!

The only polishing that fool has been doing, is of his nob!

He also apears to have 2 Falcon 700 RSR's again!...the beak is back :rolleyes:
 
Does Manoss make Falcon ribs too (aswell as Phantom copies) and if so what are they a copy of :D
 
they're a perfect and exact copy of a dog turd.
 
If you think about it he's on to a good thing producing Falcon copies. I mean it's gonna be difficult to make a worse boat than Falcon do!

He has produced some wonderful paragraphs over on the ' We fkkn hate John Fuller site' Ribsters. His effort on the 'what boat you got 'thread is little short of mesmerising
 
I like to be informed about such things as it allows me to understand and take part in the whole falcon Manoss chaudron piss taking thing. I assume it is the same Manoss that makes chaudrons.
 
No, Mantoss mearly showed an interest in Chaudron, and in his usual Jacka-fkkn-nory greek way, said 'I think I might buy one'

It's a real shame that all the server data from the first year of boatmad was lost, (he used to be a member here)

There really is 'NO LIMIT TOO' his imagination!...but sadly it was all lost
 
I must admit, even me, the man whos sits at home every night thinking to himself "time to leave it alone Jonny, its making you ill!".....would love to be able to re-read some of his tall tales. That stuff was excetptional!

However, unlike most modern-day phenomina like Dylan & Morrison...his early work may not be his best............I feel this **** has plenty more to offer-up yet :wank:
 
So..........

Chaudrons are made by mr chaudron and are copies of Phantoms

Falcons are made by ????? and not copies of anything but instead are just plain crap.

Everyone on ribnet hates us over here on boatmad but we dont hate them cause were better than that and its the season of good will!!!

But we do hate manoss cause he's a complete nobba just like mr chaudron (does he have a first name I need to be aware of?) who'm we hate also!!!
 
Johnny Boat Dude said:
So..........

Chaudrons are made by mr chaudron and are copies of Phantoms

Falcons are made by ????? and not copies of anything but instead are just plain crap.

Everyone on ribnet hates us over here on boatmad but we dont hate them cause were better than that and its the season of good will!!!

But we do hate manoss cause he's a complete nobba just like mr chaudron (does he have a first name I need to be aware of?) who'm we hate also!!!
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Right,

'Chaudron' on this forum, is a Chaudron boat owner, not the builder, or so he says, but then he did ask me if I knew the layup schedule and resin spec used by Steve Baker for a P28!...so who knows.

There are rumours that the Falcon 700 running surface is a splash of an early P21, but who knows. If it is, it's gone through so many 'generations' it's as wonky as a wonky thing.
And yes, they're cheap ****.

There are certainly a good few people on ribnet who dislike boatmadders in general, and me in particular, but rowgscratchers comment was aimed at the 'Ribsters' website, which is populated by exiled boatmad members, and stolen ribnet members (once they've been pestered and brainwashed into joining).


Does any of that make sense?
 
PS. Mantos is just a complete nob.
 
jeez! that humour's a bit before your time innit Loz?
 
Must be before my time too 'cause I haven't a clue.
 
The two Ronnies!

Four candles...fork handles

'O's (as in the letter) ...hose
 
Johnny Boat Dude said:
So..........

Everyone on ribnet hates us over here on boatmad but we dont hate them cause were better than that and its the season of good will!!!
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Everybody hates me, nobody loves me, think I'll go an' eat worms....
 
jw. said:
Everybody hates me, nobody loves me, think I'll go an' eat worms....
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wot was that from then Jeff?
 
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