My New Boat

[Ian]

I just found out that I am officially a boat owner again.....

But just like the Captain......I still need to find an engine.

 

[Captain Chaos]

what a great hat

 

[TheOrs]

Is that an '83, or the ugraded 1984 model year with the mahogany inlay & rubber anti-scuff foot protectors.

I think I have a brochure for that particular table in my attic.

 

[Jono]

...then an enterprising boat builder realised how the hull form would be suitable for a RIB conversion...

 

[Jon Fuller]

AAAhhhh! it's a Falcon! (four poster)

 

[Matt]

This is a cool idea, let's do a modern version of it in the summer. How many hp do we need to get it on the plane, would 4hp be enough do ya reckon?

 

[Jon Fuller]

depends who's gonna be on it!

 

[Burty]

and what sort of table your guna use

 

[Matt]

Me? or you?

depends who's gonna be on it!

 

[Jon Fuller]

wot u sayin?

 

[Jon Fuller]

we need two! ....if you have two, you can .....RACE!!!

 

[Matt]

Cool, even better idea than the baby cougar's!!
So we need a pair of 4-8 hp engines, and probably make the tables ourselves.

 

[Jon Fuller]

and probably make the tables ourselves.

I see, so we're gonna see a couple of deep vee dining tables are we!

 

[Gav]

I see, so we're gonna see a couple of deep vee dining tables are we!

I 've heard it all now!

A couple of years ago me n me mates thought what can we make to tow behind the boat as we were bored with wakeboarding, skiing etc. So i made a 1m circular board coated with a layer of glass n flo-coated it. We named it the "DOJO" board, we mastered it eventually but when you fell off it would torpedo itself under water and return in a boomerang effect which if you werent quite quick enough it nearly decapitated ya

This year we are going to fix an old pair of skis to a dining room chair.............!

Hey we could have the dining table towing a skier on the dining chair............now that wouldbe good footage!

 

[Captain Chaos]

I'm going for a tri-hull using the sideboard and head-chair

 

[Matt]

OK, how about a competition. 4hp 2 stroke johnrude motas. Whoever can make the fastest table, must be capable of seating 6 ashore.

 

[Captain Chaos]

and where do you propose we test these?

 

[Matt]

Testing Schmesting.

 

[Captain Chaos]

OK, where do you propose we race these?

TD's hottub?

 

[Jon Fuller]

OK, how about a competition. 4hp 2 stroke johnrude motas. Whoever can make the fastest table, must be capable of seating 6 ashore.

Hold on, hold on, hold on!

We need a minimum 'all-up' weight, or some 6oz streak of piss will win easily! I aint fkkn stoopid ya know!

tell ya wot, you have a johnnyrude 4, and I'll have a 15 spamaha!