My Posh invite

[Jon Fuller]

OOhh eeerr!
Got my invitation to the Neil Holmes powerboat school 'Launch party' today, very posh!

Looks like it'll be a good day.

jf

 

[Captain Chaos]

Yeh I got one 'n all

 

[Louise]

Are you sure you haven't pilfered that invite from JoHn Kennett?!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Are you sure you haven't pilfered that invite from JoHn Kennett?!

Yes I'm sure!
I must have a word with that Mr Holmes re: his spelling of my fine name.

JK is going tho', and Tubby Davis, what a distinguished event!

 

[Rogue Wave]

, what a distinguished event!

Bound to be they haven't invited me! and I even recommend him over our spritual holme.

 

[The gArfish]

they haven't invited me!

i aynt sirprized yew oyk. wen yew stopp rowlin upp yorr bogis an flikkin dem dowen laydees cleevij yew mite gett innvytid owt wiv nawmul peepul

yorr waystin yorr fkin tyme wiv clevver likkul jowkes lyke @spirritewal holme@ orl de bastuds onn dis syte arr ownly innterestid inn fasst botes an shaggin butt i didd heer dat wan ov dem ad resently disscuvverd wimmin

gArf

 

[Jon Fuller]

i didd heer dat wan ov dem ad resently disscuvverd wimmin

gArf

Who would that be then nobba?

 

[The gArfish]

saritta i fink

 

[Rogue Wave]

LMFAO

 

[glen76]

anyone know how much it costs??

 

[Ice Kiddie]

anyone know how much it costs??

If you have to ask...

...they haven't invited me!

I hear that's not the only exclusive event you haven't been invited to recently!

 

[Rogue Wave]

anyone know how much it costs??

I dunno but going on the prices of his most excellent ribs then I would expect his prices to be very fair. I just spoke to them and the price for the racing boat course is 400 poonds. Gotta be a good deal!

 

[Rogue Wave]

I hear that's not the only exclusive event you haven't been invited to recently!

Richard as you well know I wouldn't even invite me to one of my parties.

 

[PHANTOM EVOLUTION]

invite

The lady that sent your invite Jon, is soooooooo sorry she got your name wrong, that she has organised something very special for you !!!!!! God Help You !!!! if the day all goes to plan it should be fun

 

[Jon Fuller]

Re: invite

she has organised something very special for you !!!!!! God Help You !!!!

Gulp!!! Oh my god! is it gonna be something my wife will approve of?

Looking forward to it! see ya there.

JF

 

[Captain Chaos]

Jon.................she married you.....................I dont think theres much she can disaprove of!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Jon.................she married you.....................I dont think theres much she can disaprove of!

Well I guess so, I am pretty perfect, just ask Carl.

 

[Captain Chaos]

erm.............you want me to ask one bloke about another bloke??

I may have had single-sex education..........but those kinda phone calls are a bridge too far!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Don't knock it till ya try it, or are you speaking from experience?

 

[phantomc92]

perfect........................or so i thought........................................i guess the driving lessons will come in handy