Nervous newcummer

[Plasma]

Just joined, a bit nervous though. I like boating, I have a boat, it is a white boat with an engine, I go in the water with it. I am looking for friendship. I promise not to tell you where to find a cheap plasma TV because it is a sin.

 

[Ice Kiddie]

I like boating, I have a boat...

Sounds like a good start!

Word on the street is that you're skilled at getting banned from boat forums... great time to join this one - the axeman is currently running riot!

 

[Plasma]

It's very quiet on here, where is everyone going

 

[Plasma]

Good to see some discipline on the forum

I think I will enjoy it here if I can understand what the kcuf some of your members are talking about Is the site all in English

 

[Louise]

Mostly, although there's a fair amount of gArfspeak too. This is a particularly fine language with a grammar system similar to English but quite different vocabulary.

 

[The gArfish]

I will enjoy it here if I can understand what the kcuf some of your members are talking about

stedy onn owld boyy. ders noe fkin nead too yewse de badd langwij. yewl av dat deparsole affter yew

gArf

 

[Louise]

Lati appears to have taken over from Icelandic as the 3rd langauge of BoatMad.

 

[Jon Fuller]

Lati appears to have taken over from Icelandic as the 3rd langauge of BoatMad.

 

[Rogue Wave]

stedy onn owld boyy. ders noe fkin nead too yewse de badd langwij. yewl av dat deparsole affter yew

gArf

looks like a job for mutley

 

[Louise]

It should also be noted that the commonly used Irish 'feck' has now been replaced by the gArfspeak 'fck' or 'fuk'.

 

[Louise]

Also, the adjective 'fkin' has replaced 'feckin'.

 

[Plasma]

So what the fekn hell was all that about, is anyone one here English or is this some Alien forum site from another planet

ß óâåðåí, ÷òî åñòü íåêîòîðûå tossers íà çäåñü, êîòîðûå íå çíàþò, êàêîé ãðåáàíûé äåíü ýòî, íî ÷òî, ÷åðò âîçüìè, ÿ ìîã áû òàêæå äàòü ýòîìó èäóùèéñÿ

If you don't understand that, try this :-

我是一定的有一些卑鄙的人上在這儿那不知道什?#92;見鬼的日它是，但是什?#92;地獄，我倒不如給它去

 

[The gArfish]

[B我是一定的有一些卑鄙的人上在這儿那不知道什?#92;見鬼的日它是，但是什?#92;地獄，我倒不如給它去 [/B]

oi yinng toonng. i speek de fkin chyneez an forr yorr fkin informashun i downt gow rownd wiv mi finnger upn mi arrse. ifn yew keap dis upp eyll sett dat fkin deppsoll onn yew



gArf

 

[Plasma]

Oh NO!! NOT that punishment, I will speak plain English now

Sie plonker, wissen Sie nicht was ich bespreche aber hey, hier ist ein groß Lächeln für Sie sowieso