"Political correctness" gone mad

[Tony Davis]

Just switched on the BBC Holiday programme to discover they are featuring a "gay" holiday in Sardinia. I don't doubt that faggots and dykes need a holiday too, all that packing fudge must be tireing, but do we need to have it advertised on the BBC !!!!!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Did you book anything?

 

[Tony Davis]

Yeh, a double room for the 1st 2 weeks in December, your not working are you?

 

[Jon]

Save your money and your anus,

Sardinia is a toilet. . . . .

 

[Tony Davis]

I can believe it, but the best feature according to the rather gay presenter was the fact that there were 1500 marines billeted on the island!

 

[Tony Davis]

Save your money and your anus,

It's ok, it's not my arse and it wasn't a lot of money, besides I was booking it for JF and Matt

 

[Captain Chaos]

Chucklevision

, your not working are you?

what the feck are the chances of that???

 

[Tony Davis]

It is a little unlikely isn't it. Lucky he's married into money.

Your bits will be with you this week, I actually managed to remove the mattress from my back and parcel them up today, will be with parcelforce in the morning!

 

[Jon Fuller]

I actually managed to remove the mattress from my back

Don't you mean " I actually managed to remove the pillow from my gob"! I know you have trouble with the oul jaw locking whilst biting the pillow

 

[Ginger Minge]

You Brits are a damn strange bunch! Why would you want to eat your pillow?

 

[Jon Fuller]

Why would you want to eat your pillow?

It's not all of us, only the knobjockeys like TD

 

[Ginger Minge]

Well thank mercy for that. I thought I was a mixing with a bunch of goddam Limey hoe-moe-sex-u-als!

 

[Captain Chaos]

Cheers TD