Poole...

Jono

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Bollix, bollix ..and more bollix!:flame: What a waste of a good weekend…. Feckin’ time wasters.. I feckin’ hate ‘em… if you mean no .. just feckin’ say “NO”… how difficult is that? Wasting my feckin’ time… and missed the start of the race… couldn’t park that over-height piece of **** that I drive… mutter..mutter… height barriers.. what the feck’ …. Watched the race from the top of the hill…. Good job I bought binoculars…feckin’ speed cameras.. I mean I drive slowly most of the time… with a Landie you gotta… or risk deafness… so late into Bournemouth… Flash Flash… FECK !!… Gav you better win now, you scrote…. Ah feck… where is he… at the feckin’ back that’s where… get yer money back, Monkeyboy… that engines set up like a pile of Pooh…. 5000 revs… you’re ‘avin a larf… grumble,grumble….

Still, other than that.. Top weekend… mostly because I find you ‘Ardboat Nobbas entertaining and good for a laugh… and at least Alan and Nigel won something… most of the feckin raffle prizes… that upset the RMYC boys and girls… bloody Norvern Monkeys… should have gracefully withdrawn after yer 5th prize….Nice to meet you, young Ian... can you tell your good lady that my badly wounded hand is healing up nicely... despite her tender "administrations" with a sharp knife… the medical profession… why do none of them show any signs of sympathy?… still...a good evening… thanks to all on the ruffians table…. for your company… :cheers:

…until the next time..:hugegrin:


PS the steering is a lot better now… thank’s Stu..:up:

PPs…Oh yes… where’s the best site to get the low down on them gas guzzling noisy heaps of donkey dung that you Nobbas stick in them plastic boats?…and associated drives? :)
 
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Jono said:
PPs…Oh yes… where’s the best site to get the low down on them gas guzzling noisy heaps of donkey dung that you Nobbas stick in them plastic boats?…and associated drives? :)

You're on it, ya borld edded bastud
 
.Nice to meet you, young Ian... can you tell your good lady that my badly wounded hand is healing up nicely... despite her tender "administrations" with a sharp knife… the medical profession… why do none of them show any signs of sympathy?… still...a good evening… thanks to all on the ruffians table…. for your company… :cheers:

…until the next time..:hugegrin [/B][/QUOTE]

Thats the first time I`ve been called young since I reached 68!!
Was a really good night, excellent food and lots of it, full credit to Hazel and the RMYC. Good to meet you Jono and your good lady, looks like you are going to have to get a proper boat now to keep her indoors happy!
Sorry about my other half but give her a blunt stanley knife and she thinks she is back at the hospital. She was the culprit that did my lobotomy!:speechles
 
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"Old beardy" said:
.looks like you are going to have to get a proper boat now to keep her indoors happy!

The rot was clearly gonna spread when we showed her round a real boat a few months back! :lol:lol:

Feckin ribnobbas! ...they all learn in the end, you just have to kick some of em harder than others to get it to sink in :wank:

Once he's got a real bote, were gonna work on that pile of Sollihul scrap iron he's got.
 
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Jon Fuller said:
You're on it, ya borld edded bastud

So….. enlighten me….

Can wield a spanner when the will is upon me.. and unlike some… know the difference between Metric and Imperial… so that’s a good start…..

Really want to build my own… but time is probably not available… new/used/takeout…?

Places in the States for buying?

What’s needed to push one of those Extreme 24’s along at a reasonable pace?

Can I have Carbs?... I like Carbs…..

Fresh water cooling?

Automotive bits for the twirly roundy uppy downy bits? … Or… “go take-me-trousers-down-and spank-me” marine prices?

Marinising “kits” ?

Old “Marine” engine with new “automotive” internals?



Drives?


Steering and all that stuff?



..in no huge rush… as Jo says I’ve got to finish the Camper first… and that’s a good six months away…

Oh yeah... one more thing?... no feckin' coal burners... I couldn't stand the shame....:D
 
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Jono said:
Oh yeah... one more thing?... no feckin' coal burners... I couldn't stand the shame....:D

Well, you'd better make sure ya 'gas' motor's got plenty a ponies then dude, or the 'shame' will haunt you forever, everytime we've already had lunch by the time you arrive (with Matt) :D

I'll give ya a call, re: motors
 
Jono said:
Gav you better win now, you scrote…. Ah feck… where is he… at the feckin’ back that’s where… get yer money back, Monkeyboy… that engines set up like a pile of Pooh…. 5000 revs… you’re ‘avin a larf… grumble,grumble….





feckd reeds, offshore mid nearly fell off!, top crankcase bearing shot, fuel pissing outa the top carbs..........

pile of pooh? yep!

but thouroughly enjoyed the race even though it ran like a bag of shite!
 
Matt said:
I thought it was a pretty good motah when you bought it?

it was, funny when it was taken apart at marinautic there were 3 different types of (Fecked)reeds installed!
 
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