Race Boats

[scottyboy]

Now the truths out!

who d'ya borrow the 2.5 offshore p/head from.

Dirty cheatin' Norven monkeyboy!

Gav you naughty boy!

 

[Captain Chaos]

never mind the bm community, i feel sorry for the Solent Coastguard!!

you wait till Ace gets waterbound, then they are in ****!

 

[Captain Chaos]

Gav you naughty boy!

I was only kiddin!

It was a 300 drag

you put them stickies on yet Scott? I dont know eh......fkin pestered me for 6 months then you dont bother!

 

[The gArfish]

hence taking 4.5seconds a lap outa him

yew arr gonner gett yor butt kikt nekst tyme cuz heez gott a seekrit weppon.

anntistuf finns

 

[lobbers]

only thing to do next time is duck i think

 

[scottyboy]

I was only kiddin!

It was a 300 drag

you put them stickies on yet Scott? I dont know eh......fkin pestered me for 6 months then you dont bother!

300 drag! If it was he was goin slow!
Na not yet mate! Slack aint i! was gonna do em this weekend but weathers been shite! Rained all weekend here! Been bored allday!

 

[Jono]

itt taiks a verry yewneek tipe too bee a eroic fyre fiter.

yewshully a singul sell lyfe fawm

gArf

..That’s right…….. ’n occasionally they get one that doesn’t make the grade….. so to rehabilitate them………… ’n make ‘em useful members of society……….they spend huge sums of money on therapy sessions…… then find them something less taxing to do………

 

[lobbers]

we were trying to save fuel and protect the ozone layer from the green house gases

 

[Gav]

I was only kiddin!

It was a 300 drag

yeah rite!

 

[Captain Chaos]

we were trying to save fuel and protect the ozone layer from the green house gases

a cork in Mustafa's ringer would be a much more effective method

 

[Captain Chaos]

300 drag! If it was he was goin slow!
Na not yet mate! Slack aint i! was gonna do em this weekend but weathers been shite! Rained all weekend here! Been bored allday!

could have been flatting back the blue, ready for the Matt-charcoal overspray

 

[lobbers]

well jono at least i know what a tirfor is good for




a washing line

 

[Gav]

..That’s right…….. ’n occasionally they get one that doesn’t make the grade….. so to rehabilitate them………… ’n make ‘em useful members of society……….they spend huge sums of money on therapy sessions…… then find them something less taxing to do………

most of em are "off sick" with "stress" !!!

 

[lobbers]

not got a cork big enough don't forget who his bro is big critter with the big arse

 

[lobbers]

hay i'm a donkey on the edge don't push me

 

[Gav]

heres "chris critter Gavin" (the fat one!) being pulled in from calshot to hythe!!

 

[Captain Chaos]

I'd never had you down as a Stresser Nige'

Thought you were as cool as a cuecumber .............. mind you, 25 years of the Gavster, theres gotta be some adverse reaction to that!

 

[lobbers]

only needed a lifeboat that big cos of weight

 

[Gav]

I'd never had you down as a Stresser Nige'

Thought you were as cool as a cuecumber .............. mind you, 25 years of the Gavster, theres gotta be some adverse reaction to that!

he actually said i have mellowed of late, must be old age!

 

[Gav]

only needed a lifeboat that big cos of weight

the "exon valdese" would have been more appropriate!