Race Boats

[scottyboy]

heres "chris critter Gavin" (the fat one!) being pulled in from calshot to hythe!!

Ooh Ooh Ooh! Y did ya need a lifeboat in the first place dude?

 

[Gav]

Ooh Ooh Ooh! Y did ya need a lifeboat in the first place dude?

cus the gearbox went into " self combust" and mr critter was at the wheel! Good job that reirement flag was still in the boat!!

 

[lobbers]

and also he floating out to sea and was to much to get oars out and row

 

[K9 racing]

how about 12ft sorcerers with efi's.... p.s. i have a crap photo shop!

 

[scottyboy]

Hate it when that happens! Thats why i never go out in the race boat by meself! Always with another boat if i can help it! Just to save the embarresment of calling the lifeboat!

 

[JBP]

how about 12ft sorcerers with efi's.... p.s. i have a crap photo shop!

Is that not ya usual 25 with an Alien cowl??

 

[Burty]

yeah rite!

Can i collect my powerhead when i come up this week?

 

[Gav]

Can i collect my powerhead when i come up this week?

wanna swap!

 

[critter]

DATE 20/2/06

TIME 14.48 ish


BIG FAT CRITTER is making his way over to dark skinned bro's workshop to knock him the feck out and his skinny little mate who's still got no boat!!!!!!!ha


Oh and yes i felt like a complete plank being pulled in by a 60" life boat!!!!!!

worst was when a crew member said "never saw a boat like this before who built this one then?"

 

[critter]

For anyone wondering how it happend i don't know


Going along at 69 hands firmly on the steering wheel and a binding noise, boat stops, look down and gear in neutral, then thuoght oh bugger not good!!!

 

[OCRDA]

How it happened

It's Black engine Syndrome !!! Gearbox made of Butter!!

 

[Matt]

It's a welfare motor!

 

[Jon Fuller]

Re: How it happened

It's Black engine Syndrome !!! Gearbox made of Butter!!

Even a gearbox made of Kryptonite wouldn't survive going into gear @ 6K!
Critter =

 

[Burty]

For anyone wondering how it happend i don't know


Going along at 69 hands firmly on the steering wheel and a binding noise, boat stops, look down and gear in neutral, then thuoght oh bugger not good so with all my strength i rammed it back into gear not even bothering to remove my right foot from the throttle!!!

I've finished your sentance for you

 

[Matt]

I predict.............Burty getting another one of "those" voicemails.

 

[Burty]

 

[Gav]

DATE 20/2/06

TIME 14.48 ish


BIG FAT CRITTER is making his way over to dark skinned bro's workshop to knock him the feck out and his skinny little mate who's still got no boat!!!!!!!ha


Oh and yes i felt like a complete plank being pulled in by a 60" life boat!!!!!!

worst was when a crew member said "never saw a boat like this before who built this one then?"

its a good job none of the lifeboat crew were of ethnic origin! when the skipper(female) read the logo on the foredeck "is it cus i is black?"

 

[critter]

I've finished your sentance for you

But i didn't

 

[Gav]

I've finished your sentance for you

its SENTENCE you illiterate "mud flat dweller"!

 

[Burty]

its SENTENCE you illiterate "mud flat dweller"!

Normally i would check but in this case i think you know best