shud i bee wurrid.......

[The gArfish]

..........bowt dis mutt

orl itt wonts too doo iz woch de fkin tely

ifn i swich itt orf de mutt growels att mee til i swich itt bakk onn

 

[Pash 1]

He likes "Golden Balls"
Is it because he hasnt got his any more??

 

[Atlantic Xpat]

Who knew that Garf was a flowery vase kinda guy?

 

[Pash 1]

Missed that
Well spotted

Check out the Carpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Woody]

He likes "Golden Balls"


Now you know what you get for you £200 a hour solicitor fees, an officiado of day time TV

 

[The gArfish]

Who knew that Garf was a flowery vase kinda guy?

dems jenyewin anteeks bort dowen de camdin markit yew inyewit nobbend

Check out the Carpet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dats a jenyewin anteek pershun carpit yew loyer (dats de wurst insullt i cud fink ov att a momints notis).

misiz garFish sez yorr a ded mann walkin

 

[Pash 1]

He likes "Golden Balls"


Now you know what you get for you £200 a hour solicitor fees, an officiado of day time TV

£200 an hour....... You devalue my Professional Qualifications.... I wouldnt stop watching Jeremy Kyle for £200 an hour

 

[Pash 1]

dems jenyewin anteeks bort dowen de camdin markit yew inyewit nobbend




dats a jenyewin anteek pershun carpit yew loyer (dats de wurst insullt i cud fink ov att a momints notis).

misiz garFish sez yorr a ded mann walkin

LOL thats the first time I've been able to understand what the **** you are on about. My complements to "Misiz garFish"

 

[The gArfish]

thats the first time I've been able to understand what the **** you are on about

fuk mee dats a bitt ricch cummin fromm a nobbur wot torks legul bollux orl de tyme

de mutt injoyd wochin tirminayter lasst nite butt iz mait preefers a gud buk

 

[Pash 1]

fuk mee dats a bitt ricch cummin fromm a nobbur wot torks legul bollux orl de tyme

de mutt injoyd wochin tirminayter lasst nite butt iz mait preefers a gud buk

mmmmmmmmm Seems the Dogs is well read

A Classic I hope

Nice Dogs though Mr & Mrs gArfish

 

[gazza]

Pash
You can grovel better than that, remember Mrs gArf says your still a dead man walking

 

[The gArfish]

A Classic I hope

itt woz a buk bi dat shaykespeer nobbur corld hamlit. itts unlukky to saiy de naim sow thay corl itt de scottishh plaiy

Mrs gArf says your still a dead man walking

de mutts gott de fkin ump wiv im az wel arfter i towld im dat de carpit snobb az gott a catt

wen i kikt im owt ov de bakk dore forr iz mawnin pis hee maid dis growlin noize wich sownded jus lyke iyul bee barrk

too mucch fkin tirminayter i fink

garF

 

[jw.]

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