Stowlen

[The gArfish]

sum fkker az stowlen de fkin cabb ofn mi fkin trakter. i bett itts dem fkin gippos orr dem bastud scowsers. reeward offerd forr informashun az too itts fkin wareabowts.

gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

I'm sure I've seen that somewhere?

What's the reward first???

Missus

 

[The gArfish]

What's the reward first???

too munfs imoonitty fromm bein shott att.

gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

I could use that!!!Considering the recent attacks!!

Up it to two years' Platinum Immunity and I'll shop me mate

Missus

 

[The gArfish]

Up it to two years' Platinum Immunity and I'll shop me mate

yew dryve a harrd deel missis butt dats lyke axin forr de mewn an de starrs.

3 munfs an dats mi lasst offfer

gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

OK that should get me through most of the summer...

OK now pay attention...


'Look to the North'

Missus (witchspeak)

 

[The gArfish]

'Look to the North'

dats a bitt fkin obbskewer. av yew bin reedin dat fkin shaykespeer agen .yew cud bee rite. dem fkin iselannders nik enyfing. yewl av too doo beter dan dat mississ.

gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

'Hear the skirl of the pipes..'

Missus (witchspeak)

 

[The gArfish]

Missus (witchspeak)

sow yew sirvent ov hecates, yew blakk an midnite hagg hoo plotts mischeef agaynst de gArfish wiv charrms an spels

spil de beens hoo dun itt

gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

'He but uses two letters in his name'

Missus (hagspeak)

 

[jackeen's Missus]

.'..but you muck it up all the same....'

Missus ( rhyming hagspeak)

 

[The gArfish]

'He but uses two letters in his name'

aaaah itts dat fkin meme. i noo itt waz a scowser


gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

'Meme was a clever thought
But thee must look further North...'

Missus (bad rhymer)

 

[The gArfish]

But thee must look further North...'

i downt fink enyboddy livvs firther norf dan livverpewl duz thay.
yorr plaiyin gaims. de deel iz orf. i reccomennd............


gArf

 

[jackeen's Missus]

STOP!!!!

'Before the slaughter has begun
I tell you JW is the one'

Missus (haggling over and out?)

 

[The gArfish]

 

[jw.]

 

[bogib]

 

[Chrisallse]

.....I Say, Garfie old chap, you really are being an awful cad...is there no honour in you at all...even the most frightful of those disagreeable traveller chaps seem rather sophisticated when compared to you.....Missus is held in the highest esteem by the gentle folk of Boatmad and if you persist in this appalling tirade of abuse and menace then we will have no alternative but to sentence you to the most draconian retribution known to man...................you will be exiled to Wales and forced to crew for MeMe.

 

[Rogue Wave]

gArfie, that was masseyvley funny