The gArfish
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wel i ad a luvverly daiy owt yessterdaiy. missiiss g maid mee sum fkin spamm sanwijjes ann a flassk ov de fkin tee wiv sum orribul biskitts an i tuk mi dekk chare dowen too de slippwaiy too woch de lornchin ov de botes. wot a laff. straynjly enuf itt waz de ribb nobburs dat didd itt de besstest butt itt orlwaiys tuk free howers wot wiv chekkin der sayfity kitt, dryllin oles , innterfaysin de fkin pgs an de hvf an orl dat bollix. der waz wan bastud wiv a rinnka hoo unndidd orl iz straps att de topp ov de slipp an den wanderd wy iz fkin bote fel orf de traylor arf waiy dowen. i waz laffin mi bollix orf i cann tel yew
beecuz der waz a kew ov abowt twennty fkin botes waytin too lornch. wot yew laffin att hee sed. eym laffin att orl dem ****ts hoo av cum forr a daiys botin an av noww gott too wate forr a ****t lyke yew too cleer de fkin slipp yew nobbur. anuvver pillok waz lowerin iz manyewel tillt enjin an dropt de fkin skegg onn iz fut. fukk mee hee waz oppin abowt onn de wan fkin legg an den fel ova inn de worter an den iz bote driftid orf wiv de tyde. beecuz ov de kew too lornch der waz fites braykin owt , kidds screemin der likkul fkin heds orf an orl de wimmin wer kewin forr de boggs. wy duz itt taik sow lonng forr dem too av a pis.
anuvver flassh gitt wiv a skii nortiqeu tryed too dryve strayt onn iz traylor butt mist orltofkingevver an endid upp wiv iz boww embedid inn de syde ov a seedoo. de jettski boyy warkt ova an stukk a luvverly rite huk on de nobbur. butt de furst pryze gows too de wannker dat ad fittid a toeborl too de frunt bummpa ov iz lanrowva an waz pushin de bote rarva dan pullin itt. i finnk hee caim orl de waiy fromm lundon lyke dat. de scrowt drowve dowen de slippwaiy att abowt forrty pmh ann forrgott dat lanrowva braiks arr crapp. itt tuk fkin aygis forr itt too sinnk cuz ov de ayr inn de rewfbocks
i finnk eym gowin too by a proppa bote sow az i cann joyn inn de funn
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beecuz der waz a kew ov abowt twennty fkin botes waytin too lornch. wot yew laffin att hee sed. eym laffin att orl dem ****ts hoo av cum forr a daiys botin an av noww gott too wate forr a ****t lyke yew too cleer de fkin slipp yew nobbur. anuvver pillok waz lowerin iz manyewel tillt enjin an dropt de fkin skegg onn iz fut. fukk mee hee waz oppin abowt onn de wan fkin legg an den fel ova inn de worter an den iz bote driftid orf wiv de tyde. beecuz ov de kew too lornch der waz fites braykin owt , kidds screemin der likkul fkin heds orf an orl de wimmin wer kewin forr de boggs. wy duz itt taik sow lonng forr dem too av a pis.anuvver flassh gitt wiv a skii nortiqeu tryed too dryve strayt onn iz traylor butt mist orltofkingevver an endid upp wiv iz boww embedid inn de syde ov a seedoo. de jettski boyy warkt ova an stukk a luvverly rite huk on de nobbur. butt de furst pryze gows too de wannker dat ad fittid a toeborl too de frunt bummpa ov iz lanrowva an waz pushin de bote rarva dan pullin itt. i finnk hee caim orl de waiy fromm lundon lyke dat. de scrowt drowve dowen de slippwaiy att abowt forrty pmh ann forrgott dat lanrowva braiks arr crapp. itt tuk fkin aygis forr itt too sinnk cuz ov de ayr inn de rewfbocks
i finnk eym gowin too by a proppa bote sow az i cann joyn inn de funn
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