The "captains" shop

[Tony Davis]

I thought he worked with vinyl, but I guess he'd find an off licence more use!!

 

[Captain Chaos]

Thats me,

speading dis-order nationwide

 

[The Iron Duke]

He's looking forward to next week when he's going to start selling some new dutch magazines -"special interest gentleman's photography quarterly magazine", "wipe clean real time action jazz bi-weekly", "glossy man's rhythm monthly", "dirty hardback hand tango weekly", and his favourite "milky chocolate starfish underwater nature bi-fortnightly". He was a bit gutted when "the annual wallpaper paste in the plughole magazine" got delayed. Still makes a decent profit out of selling dirty smut like the sun and viz.

 

[Jon Fuller]

ROTFLMFAO

 

[Captain Chaos]

The Ironduke is officially NOT a friend of mine anymore.

May i respectfully request that a moderator bans the horseshoe haired Anglo Polish/Italian git?

Jon...I have no idea what that code is supposed to read?

 

[Jon Fuller]

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Arse Off

 

[Captain Chaos]

Yeh, he's a funny boy......I especially enjoy laughing at him when he's on a towable and i'm at the wheel!

 

[The Iron Duke]

If I'm not your friend any more then who is going to come round and eat my jaffa cakes?

 

[Captain Chaos]

is that code?

No, i actually do eat ALL your Jaffa cakes.

Date: Today
Venue: Your Gaff
Challenge: Tiger woods; "Chippy" V's "Captain"
Title: loser must declare he is a gay!!!

can you handle the pressure 'duke?

 

[The Iron Duke]

I have spoken to the chipster - he says bring it on, but he has to leave for 5-a-side at about 8.

 

[The Iron Duke]

Oh - the chipster also says that you spend more time in the sand than david hasslehoff. and that he will crush you.