this place needs

[Gav]

livening up!

not enough pi55 taking!


come on, you know who you are!

 

[The gArfish]

orl rite orl rite


gavv iz a

gArf

 

[Gav]

Thats better!!! come on!

well done Mr gArfy you gay ballay dansing tosspot

 

[The gArfish]

wot wud yew noe bowt de ballay yew gloosniffin dongg. i av herd dat yew brummiz fink culltewer iz growin pott inn a fkin pott

enywaiys i luk verry fechin inn mi too too

 

[Gav]

enywaiys i luk verry fechin inn mi too too

Dont you mean yr toob toob :*******:

Anyways where do you come from then, you another one of them fairy's from daaaan sarf?

 

[The gArfish]

i waz spornd inn de eest ennd butt i livv inn de bulrushis ofn callshott spitt. mi jobb iz too reeyewnite dem ribnobbas wiv de orlmity

sum ov dem woz fayris butt noww thay arr aynjels. arrfarrf gArrf

gArf

 

[Gav]

Is Dot Cotton your mom?

 

[Jon]

i waz spornd inn de eest ennd butt i livv inn de bulrushis ofn callshott spitt. mi jobb iz too reeyewnite dem ribnobbas wiv de orlmity

Thats interesting garf,

Calshot is my Manor,

Do you keep your boat at Calshot?

Are you a member of the Calshot RNLI crew? or are you just a member?

 

[eyeye]